John and Samantha were walking through Piers Park, they stopped to purchase some Hot Beans from Carl.
Samantha got down on the ground, John proceeded to hover over and slowly dunk his Hot Beans on her face.John then stated, "Nothing like a good Boston Tea Bagger in Piers Park!"
Samantha shouted in joy, "I love your Hot Beans!".
Samantha got down on the ground, John proceeded to hover over and slowly dunk his Hot Beans on her face.John then stated, "Nothing like a good Boston Tea Bagger in Piers Park!"
Samantha shouted in joy, "I love your Hot Beans!".
by Carl The Bean Vendor April 04, 2010
A term for a girl so ugly you need a brown bag for her ugly ass face and one for you because you will be so embarresed
by hashinator May 24, 2006
Banging an ugly woman without having to look at OR listen to her and picturing a beautiful woman in her place. The two bagger and some tape involves tape for over her mouth so you don't hear her talking during the deed, a bag for over her head so you don't have to look at her, and a bag for over your head in case the one over hers breaks.
Dude, how did the date go with that annoying girl, who had the face that looked like an old shoe? Oh my god, she was not just a two bagger. She was a two bagger and some tape. She was so annoying to talk to, and so ugly, but I needed to get laid so bad that I simply put some tape over her mouth, put bags on both of our heads. I then did the deed while picturing young Pamela Anderson's tits and ass.
by Stagmen October 03, 2017
Eric was a notorious Tea Bagger, but when fate interviened, Eric was left with One Stone......eventually making him the one and only One Stone Tea Bagger
by thesnake3h February 22, 2009
This is a procedure that includes an oven with self clean. The first thing you will do is put the potato in a microwavable bag, you will then put the oven on self clean. After several hours of self clean you need to carefully take the potato out of the bag and insert it into your partners vagina. You will then proceed to have intercourse with the 800 degree fahrenheit potato; sadly but surely each partners genitals will have 3rd degree burns. This term originated in idaho when an ignorant female put a potato in an oven and accidently activated self clean. Her husband was very irate with her and decided to insert the potato into her vagina and rape her.
Veronica, i hope you enjoyed that, because thats the last time your gonna' enjoy intercourse, after that Idaho Potato Bagger!
by ruebenstain December 14, 2010
When a girl fits the qualifications to have sex but she’s ugly so you put a bag over her face so you can’t see her ugly ass face.
by BaggersOnly.Com June 26, 2022
A northern colloquialism for some one who blindly follows orders, drawn from the nursery rhyme baa, baa, black sheep
by The northern bard November 23, 2020