Blizzard Party

When there's so much snow, you hang out with your neighbors (because you're trapped) and just dgaf.

There was so much snow on Crossbridge that Caleb threw a Blizzard Party when it hit 16".

by Crossbridge Crew March 13, 2024

Oreo Blizzard

A massive sex orgy of blacks and whites taken place in the cold Canadian North-West

Man, that Oreo Blizzard last night was fucking cold. But so hot at the same time.

by GasTheFuckingJews May 3, 2018

texas blizzard

a texas bizzard is where you do a line of coke off a hookers ass crack and shave the butt hairs prior to doing the line then she farts the coke and ass hairs and you cum at the same time

steven: yo dude i got a wicked texas blizzard last night from a hooker

by xXfartsmellaXx September 19, 2025

Hairy blizzard

When your jacking off and you cum all over your pubes

"Late last night I had a hairy blizzard."

by Kizra the mad God September 10, 2016

Blizzard Hearts

The idea of cold heartedness from an outside perspective

Person1: That dude had a total Blizzard Hearts when he met that girl.
Person2: Yeah, that dude is a total scamp.

by BeatCat February 20, 2025

Canadian blizzard

Sexual act done by Canadian Yoders:
where two men or a man and a woman line up and take turns pegging one another until climax, then they pull out and blow their cum onto the back of the person in front of them.

I can't wait for the Canadian blizzard tonight.
I can't wait to be snowed in during the Canadian Blizzard

by Canadian snowbird November 7, 2021

Black Blizzard of [Liquid Fire]

A violent form of self-torture.
A bad way to lose your lunch.

The fecal matter sprays out while it remains to be extremely hot. Therefore burning your butthole. Can be accompanied with screaming.

Guy 1: Dood I knew I shouldn't of eaten Taco Bell! It gave me a Black Blizzard of Liquid Fire!
Guy 2: I warned you man...
Guy 1: I know, now I'm gonna be sore all week and my boss is gonna ask why I'm limping again...*sigh*

by wolfclaw92 August 14, 2008