Boston Tea Bagger

To dunk a bag of Hot Beans on a females face, generally after walking through Piers Park.

John and Samantha were walking through Piers Park, they stopped to purchase some Hot Beans from Carl.

Samantha got down on the ground, John proceeded to hover over and slowly dunk his Hot Beans on her face.John then stated, "Nothing like a good Boston Tea Bagger in Piers Park!"

Samantha shouted in joy, "I love your Hot Beans!".

by Carl The Bean Vendor April 4, 2010

double brown bagger

A term for a girl so ugly you need a brown bag for her ugly ass face and one for you because you will be so embarresed

Wow Oprah is such a double brown bagger, but i still hit it shes rich

by hashinator May 24, 2006

two bagger and some tape

Banging an ugly woman without having to look at OR listen to her and picturing a beautiful woman in her place. The two bagger and some tape involves tape for over her mouth so you don't hear her talking during the deed, a bag for over her head so you don't have to look at her, and a bag for over your head in case the one over hers breaks.

Dude, how did the date go with that annoying girl, who had the face that looked like an old shoe? Oh my god, she was not just a two bagger. She was a two bagger and some tape. She was so annoying to talk to, and so ugly, but I needed to get laid so bad that I simply put some tape over her mouth, put bags on both of our heads. I then did the deed while picturing young Pamela Anderson's tits and ass.

by Stagmen October 3, 2017

One Stone Tea Bagger

Someone who rests their one testicle on another person's face, while they are asleep/passed out.

Eric was a notorious Tea Bagger, but when fate interviened, Eric was left with One Stone......eventually making him the one and only One Stone Tea Bagger

by thesnake3h February 22, 2009

Idaho Potato Bagger

This is a procedure that includes an oven with self clean. The first thing you will do is put the potato in a microwavable bag, you will then put the oven on self clean. After several hours of self clean you need to carefully take the potato out of the bag and insert it into your partners vagina. You will then proceed to have intercourse with the 800 degree fahrenheit potato; sadly but surely each partners genitals will have 3rd degree burns. This term originated in idaho when an ignorant female put a potato in an oven and accidently activated self clean. Her husband was very irate with her and decided to insert the potato into her vagina and rape her.

Veronica, i hope you enjoyed that, because thats the last time your gonna' enjoy intercourse, after that Idaho Potato Bagger!

by ruebenstain December 14, 2010

guestbook bagger

A person who finds guestbooks with no entries on social networking sites such as Netlog and 'bags' them by being first to comment. Usually done to, mistakenly, increase their self-worth.

Scratching around on Netlog last night, that TurkStud100002 is a right Guestbook bagger- he's beaten me to all the new profiles!

by chilli ring November 10, 2009

dubble bagger

used by the boys of jersey shore when a girl is so ugly you have to put two bags on her head just in case one falls off so you wont have to see her face.

Ronnie: Did you see that girl i brought home last night?
mike: Yeah whatta dubble bagger! cant beleive you smushed her

by poopheadyutugbkih November 29, 2010