Archie

Archie is just a legend. And definitely does not call people nonces whenever he looks at them!

Random guy: “ooo look there goes Archie”
Archie: *godly glance*
Random guy: “woah so legend”

by Random guy … November 23, 2021

Archie

fucking solid geeza pulls all the birds has a massive cock but is short and is sick at every spirt he plays

(archie)”heyyyooo”
(the fittys) “hey”
(archie)”your fit”
(the fittys)”you too wanna come round mine later maybe we can you know”

(archie)”sorry got training”

(the fittys)”what do you play”
(archie)”fucking every thing”

by penisman91 August 15, 2021

Archie Connor

Archie Connor is a fagwag, but homophobic

Archie Connor is a fagwag,bumbaqlat,rascalt,potatoe,wet tissue,mongoose

by I34r February 2, 2020

Archie

In the cartoon world, Archie is A one eyed fly that lands on the horse poo 💩 hole in order to feast. Fighting all of the other little flys to get his sacred food to bring back to his larva which was also build on by poop.

I heard all the little boys get beat up by Archie want to be him.

by Hootersboobers November 8, 2022

Archie

Cooler than: Griddia
Cooler than: Big Sam
Cooler than: Little Sam
Cooler than: Erin Smelly Malik
Cooler than: Nathan Sexy Isherwood
Cooler than: Stinky Idiot Molly (Moudly)
Cooler than: Emo Maiya
Cooler than: Christian Cutie Eccles
Cooler than: Standing Up Adam
Cooler than: Fin (The Fucking GOAT)
Cooler than: Kathleen (Spewns Sugarr)

Archie is the fucking GOAT bro. You wish that you knew him

by Guy With Legs February 5, 2024

Archie King

A theiving ,Conniving cock gobbling jew . Typically a short gay goblin of a man that has a burning desire to fiddle da kidddies

Dont be such an Archie king faggot

by archiesmumisinmyfreezer June 22, 2022

Archie

He’s the biggest eshay of all time. His penis is bigger than your step dad. Ask any laddies and they will say “Archie is so cute”. He also is very skilled at every sport.

Girl 1: Sheeeeesh look how eshay that cute boy is.
Girl 2: I heard his name was Archie

by Eshay king May 16, 2021