Dude I'm really worried about Steve. Why is that. He didn't buy his corn seed from Andre the don. I haven't seen him in weeks. Steve should know better not to upset Andre the don
by Nichols drill press December 10, 2022
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by Just a Heauxle November 23, 2021
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Andre Quinamague or Bandre is an unknown being in the form of a filipino teenager. Andre has an unknown power level and could unleash his ultimate form at any time. Despite presumably being mortal he appears to have a death wish. If there were a circumstance where authority was not present he would go fucking wild. Like playing basketball with toddlers, full on fuck shit.
Andre Quinamague is a twisted fucking cycle path, he once attempted to drink water out of a strainer. He is truly beyond our world.
by Super Duper S-Man January 31, 2019
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While laying pipe with my girlfriend I saw my buddy doing a Major Andre while watching us from outside the window.
by Uncle Dewey June 13, 2008
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"Of everyone on Golden State, open shot, the fate of the universe on the line, the Martians have the death beam pointed at earth, you better hit it, I want IGUODALA. Iguodala's got ice water in his veins. Iguodala is that type of player. High leverage moment, fate of the universe on the line, open shot, not go-get-it, I want Iguodala taking that shot for me,"
"Of everyone on Golden State, open shot, the fate of the universe on the line, the Martians have the death beam pointed at earth, you better hit it, I want IGUODALA. Iguodala's got ice water in his veins. Iguodala is that type of player. High leverage moment, fate of the universe on the line, open shot, not go-get-it, I want Iguodala taking that shot for me,"
by I want Iguodala May 5, 2021
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Damn! Did you see that girl jogging by in the white shorts and t-shirt, she was HOT?
Ya, I'd give her an Angry Andre!
Ya, I'd give her an Angry Andre!
by AK.Killa October 24, 2006
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