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Smartest person alive

Who’s the Smartest person alive
Look in your mirror
by Rosepup May 26, 2021
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Alive but Gay

A picture from an on-going show called Ninjago has started circling the internet. It's a picture from one of the earlier seasons that came out a few years ago, with short updates as to what has happened to some of the main favorite characters. one character, Cole, was marked as "Alive but Gay". This is a phrase rooted in homophobia, but that has been adopted to be a meme about how someone has come out as gay.
"Have you heard from diana from highschool lately? I haven't heard from her in a while"
"Oh, she's alive but gay"
by olinamouse August 27, 2024
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skibbing alive

the act of skibbing someone alive is cutting someone with his own teeth and skinning them alive.
"he's skibbing alive"
"cutting him with his own tooth"
by HIIIIIII SEREMNYA June 22, 2025
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Alive Internet Theory

The opposite theory of the dead internet theorem.
The theory states that even in spite of disappearing original media, dead sites and the erosion of time a subset of people will always interact to uphold, continue and carry on the media they know and even continue to produce media based off of it.
A: "Bro why do you even watch so much porn, have you ever heard of dead internet theory, in 10 years all of these videos will have vanished!"
B: " Nah bro, I'm trying to hopemaxx and believe in Alive Internet Theory, you're such a downer"
by Tyris The Downer August 2, 2025
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Failure to make a concerted effort to keep me alive

You are REALLY struggling with that one, huh?
Hym "Failure to make a concerted effort to keep me alive. Me dying isn't going to save your. You haven't made a concerted effort to keep me alive and the bodily harm clause allows for ACCIDENTAL death (upto and including getting hit by a drunk driver). Now, it doesn't say anything about ME keep MYSELF alive. It says YOU have to make a concerted effort to keep ME alive. You motherfuckers really struggle with the YOU vs ME distinction don't you? So, killing me, letting me die, denying me care. None of that is going to stop anything. OK? You get it. MY thing IS going to work. YOUR thing is not. You don't do what I do. Me. You. Get it? OK."
by Hym Iam August 27, 2025
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Luckiest man alive

Jacob is the luckiest man alive because he has the best girlfriend and future wife ever. The most amazing woman in the world.
Jacob is the luckiest man alive to have Alyssa
by JTHOMAS December 2, 2025
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Look alive

An exclamatory phrase to urge someone to stay alert, “stay on their toes” &/or be on their best behavior.
by Lola_Wants_You February 19, 2025
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