Alive Internet Theory

The opposite theory of the dead internet theorem.
The theory states that even in spite of disappearing original media, dead sites and the erosion of time a subset of people will always interact to uphold, continue and carry on the media they know and even continue to produce media based off of it.
A: "Bro why do you even watch so much porn, have you ever heard of dead internet theory, in 10 years all of these videos will have vanished!"
B: " Nah bro, I'm trying to hopemaxx and believe in Alive Internet Theory, you're such a downer"
by Tyris The Downer August 2, 2025
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the gayest people alive

2 spaccas known as toby and misi
oh fuck, the gayest people alive are here again”
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sexiest man alive

Just Google him up and you’ll see what I mean

All the guys and girls will faint once they see him as he is the sexiest man alive I met so far.
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gayest nigga alive

When you're on some hella homosexual type shit like this gay ass nigga Livingstone. It's always hella highkey.
Livingstone: "kiss me nate, let me eat your cock and spray your jizz in my mouth like a minigun"
Eli: See see that's why you're the gayest nigga alive
by seol in ah November 16, 2023
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