Anus Mouse

An anus mouse is a house mouse who's anus is a gaping chasm. He is commonly found perched atop bottles, usually liquor or dish detergent, depending on what he is trying to accomplish. It is undetermined whether or not anus mice can be female, as they have no discernible genitals. All that is known about this is the sad fact they can not give, anus mice will only ever receive.

Fun fact: Anus mice are often found in the company of cocks.

"Oh no, how many times do we have to warn Anus mouse not to sit on the hot sauce."

by Beef Coup November 7, 2011

anus plugged

when a person puts his finger in another persons anus blocking anything that comes in or out and then the other persons job is to let out some farts which would make a wierd and funny noise, it is a friendly and fun game. finger-less people can use a cork instead but avoid standing in front of it.

i wanted my crush to laugh so i anus plugged my friend

we stayed plugging our anuses all day long

by pewkinetictionals September 21, 2013

scrait anus

mental and physical deterioration after extreme exertion.

Yo nig, that mile swim we did was scrait anus.

by bignig2000 September 9, 2010

gay-anus

A term used to describe a person who seems like a happy butt unlikable person, A happy ass hole.

Jim: Todd is such a nice guy but he acts like a gay-anus!

by gay-anus December 6, 2013

anus hangover

when you've taken too many laxatives and your butt basically gets a hangover from all the drugs and ends up diarrhea-ing (the same as vomiting during a hangover..except out the other end) and its quite unpleasant because one's butt gets quite tired and the cheeks get very confused and dizzy.

morgan: awww mann i have such an anus hangover, my butt keeps missing the chair when i try to sit down and it hurts!
susan: poor you! ya really gotta lay off the laxatives cause i heard that your cheeks can switch sides if they get too confused! shnikes!

by MMMDELISHIOUS April 21, 2010

blue anus

The condition in which ones anus freezes over due to cold shits.

My mom went to the doctor the other day, she came back and said she had a nasty case of blue anus.

by UndulatingTerror March 2, 2018

Anus Fishing

When a drunk hobo pokes his wrinkled shlong in and out of your rectum, is a fishing method.

Most times , fishing with thw worm doesn't work ;)

woa, i got such a boner last night when this one hobo started Anus Fishing me.

by Jobucb June 23, 2008