Almighty Magical Rickster

before engaging in sexual intercourse you pour French's mustard, FRENCH'S only then you apply it with the tip of your nose on the womans vagina while slightly moving upwards and collecting a handful of dingleberries which are forcibly plugged into the females ears to the point where they can't hear, after the male dips his penis in hott salsa and penetrates the female's eye sockett pushing her eyeball back (only to be done on left eye) then the female rests her tongue on the male's gooch while she sprinkles pepper on his genitals and continues to lick it up until clean at which point the male inserts his penis in the womans anus and licks her sweaty armpits. All of which must be done while the female has one hand tied behind her back, hoping in circles on one leg.....while on fire! After the male pulls her hair up imitating a troll doll and punches her straight in the nose causing the blood to rub in with his semen in and around her mouth!

-Dude did you try the almighty magical rickster on your girl for your anniversary?
-yea dude
-so what happened?
-she is currently in intensive care for 2nd degree burns, waiting for an eye donation and just yesterday she was able to sit without ripping the 69 stitches that were given to her anus.
-oh so pretty good i guess

by ricky_pro June 20, 2008

Akright

not being psychotically suicidal

you better Akright or you will go to the jail

by c-love May 30, 2006

Alrightiox

This word can be a replacement for alright or alrighty.

“How are you?”
“I’m doing pretty alrightiox, what about you?”

by ThatGuyYes August 23, 2020

alrighto

It means alright.

That's alrighto.

by Ederos June 15, 2021

alreght

a greeting word used origanlly from bolton now used across university students in nottinghamshire.

phonetically spoken like, allrrrrreeeeeettttt

aaaaaalllllrrrrrrreeeeeeettttttt ben.

aaaaaalllllllrrrrrrreeeeeeeetttttt tom

alreght

by Ben Tom May 9, 2006

Altight

Alright, but cringey

"hey, wass good?"
"altight bro"

by treematter December 8, 2017

albright college

The biggest mistake one can make when choosing a college. No parties, sports teams suck, academics are suspect at best. Liberal teachers will try to brain wash you into thinking you are getting a decent education. Unless you get to go to school here for free don't there are better options.

My high school was more challenging than Albright College

by teknoteam2000 August 10, 2018