Pony Squirts

Diarrhea.

Jason has the pony squirts.

by Xamire January 17, 2010

Sand the Pony

When one partner's hair stubble creates a rash on the other partner during a sexual encounter.

You need to shave; you really did sand the pony last night!

by Dementis Lamia July 19, 2012

pony corner

Being stuck next to someone who farts a lot and you have to stay next to them, hence being stuck in pony corner

I was operating equipment at a conference today and the sound engineer next to me kept farting, it was 2 hours till coffee break so I was stuck in pony corner suffering, it was rank.

by Skusgofagus July 22, 2015

pony pumper

Someone who's job it is to masturbate horses for semen.

Did you hear about Tyler's new job? Yeah I heard he's a pony pumper. Yeah he loves it.

by notazure June 2, 2010

smacks the pony

euphemistic phrase for the female masturbation.

She smacks the pony right now.

by zeuS9r July 7, 2007

pony joint

A personal-sized joint.
Pony joints are rolled to be about 5 cm in length -- 2 cm of filter, 3 cm of rolled flower.
The average stoner could smoke a pony joint to themself and be high enough (not too high) for the whole night, while also still sharing.

Pony joints are never called "ponies" or a "pony". We all know what a pony is, and this is NOT it.

Friend 1: Oh these are so cute, I've never seen a joint this small.
Friend 2: Yeah, it's a pony joint! Isn't it the perfect size for tonight?

by TonJucker February 19, 2020

Pony Loaf

1.The act of a receiver giving a blow job to a poo log which is being excreted by another person squatting above the receiver

2. The act of a one person performing fellatio to a poo log excreting out of another person, who is squatting above the person performing the fellatio upon the poop.

Thomas was never allowed to kiss his girlfriend on the lips after she pony loafed him

by Anthony Marty January 23, 2009