Your Local Fanatic Christian

A member of a cult that worships the idea of a powerful being. They tend to try to convert you with a positive attitude, and yet hate on everyone that does not believe in their religion or go against whatever is in the one and only Bible. They are very easy to spot and are a bit of a Narc. They try to bribe you with food and high-fives. Don't fall for their tricks.

"Dude look out it's your local fanatic Christian!"
"Oh damn thanks for warning me man, I don't want them wasting my time trying to make me go to church and join their cult".
"No problem man, don't want you heading the wrong path in life".

by I*Am*A*Mistake June 22, 2018

So, how about that local sports team?

A phrase uttered after an awkward silence to break the tension, but it usually ends up making the situation more awkward or ends with people laughing

Person A: I think I killed her when I knocked her down

*Awkward silence*

Person B: So, how about that local sports team?....

*Longer awkward silence*

by Cap'inTramp February 13, 2012

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your mom

Jack : OMG! Guess who’s the hot local voluptuous thicc beautiful lovely delicious pretty fantastic amazing scrumptious fine sweet baddies near me?
Marvin : Who?
Jack : YOUR MOM !!

by ghostngoose February 3, 2022

Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.

A Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis is basically a Jewish man who wears a traffic cone; generally used in road work and diverting traffic, on his head which is the uppermost region of the human body. Whilst he masturbates his penis on the side of a Downtown LA street while 6 to 8 Muslims from the local mosque watch him smother ham on his penis

Jew 1: did you hear that Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.
Jew 2: No.

by JewishCock August 21, 2021

local ordnance

A bu**s**t crazy-a** rule dat a municipality thoughtlessly imposes on its citizens and anyone else who visits said locale, and fanatically enforces said directives with heavy weaponry.

Two comically-absurd examples of a local ordnance are the obviously-copycats-of-each-other animated shorts "Pink Panzer" and "Suppressed Duck" --- in both films, absurdly-large/heavy firepower is employed merely to maintain/enforce a boundary-line.

by QuacksO August 26, 2019

smoked out local

Someone who is a sick ass foo, usually smoked out from some kind of substance whether it be Marijuana or something harder, they will likely be too smoked out to function and will be on a complete sick one at all times.

Do you see that tweaked out foo walking down the street with his socks to his knees, that's a smoked out local.

by OG Logi July 19, 2024

Local

Local, formally used as “getting local” is hard to define. The base definition is just getting together with your friends and having a good time; mostly used in the college scene

Hey Chris what are you up to tonight ?
I don’t know man but Let’s get local!

by Qefntowo December 23, 2023