fuzzy guy

A guy with a beard

“U like fuzzy guys?”

by Saltine_14 October 5, 2017

fuzzy douglas

A vagina with a three-day beard. Specifically the vagina of a woman who shaves, but has not done so in more than two days and less than one week.

Yo, did you go down on Marie last night?

I started to, but she had a fuzzy douglas. That shit felt like sand paper.

by Funkyard August 20, 2013

fuzzy milk

When someone cums in your mouth but has hairy balls

I swallowed some fuzzy milk

by ushift April 2, 2020

fuzzy wata

Fuzzy wata is a funny way of saying fuzzy water. If you don’t know what fuzzy water is, look it up on urban dictionary.

“Zoey you pass me the sparkling water?”
“IT’S FUZZY WATA.”

by slayedalldayed July 8, 2022

Fuzzy Seattle

When a woman sits on a man's face who has a beard and he eats her out until she cums all over his face like the rain in Seattle.

Amanda sat on Thomas's face and he used his skilled tongue until she gave him a Fuzzy Seattle.

by Spaulding81 July 6, 2019

fuzzy altoid

The fuzzy altoid is a strong mint candy, generally covered in combination of lint, desperation, random food crumbs, gravel, hopelessness, and any other purse leavings. Mostly found in the bottom of a 60+ yr Caucasian females purse. Sometimes can be a tasty treat for an unsuspecting grandchild.

Little Billy was hungry and desperate, searching through nana's purse, he ran across a fuzzy altoid. After he ate it, Billy was asked how it tasted. "Like a mint wrapped in mold".

by apafor2 October 15, 2013

fuzzy bastard

A creature of significant fuzzy fur whom is a little shit bastard that you love dearly.

Petey your such a fuzzy bastard! I just love you so much!

by Eewin May 23, 2014