by Unknown2929283882 November 5, 2020

by walllly April 20, 2023

by ~𝐍𝕒м𝒆 เ𝐬 ΜΔĎdᶤⒺ~ November 1, 2019

Much like Schrodinger’s Joke, Schrodinger’s Flirt is a flirtatious gesture in which, if one or both parties are clearly joking, then neither should take it seriously, but if they are both serious then they should let fly.
Friend: “Hey dude, she was clearly flirting with you. Did you tap that?”
Other Friend: “Nah man, Schrodinger’s Flirt. Schrodinger's Flirt means it’s just a joke between us but if she ever was dead serious, I’d fuck her everyday of the week and twice on Sunday.”
Other Friend: “Nah man, Schrodinger’s Flirt. Schrodinger's Flirt means it’s just a joke between us but if she ever was dead serious, I’d fuck her everyday of the week and twice on Sunday.”
by myballzitchpleaseandthankyou May 26, 2023

When a friend uses other friends as a buffer to flirt with a girl under the disguise of a group text, group email or social situation. Kind of like how a gay man can use a woman as cover.
"Hey, are you on that group text message that Ben sent out?"
"Yeah, he just included us so it didn't seem like he was hitting on Jen, we're his flirt curtains"
"Yeah, he just included us so it didn't seem like he was hitting on Jen, we're his flirt curtains"
by GlenBurg September 29, 2015

by Nobody.youknow May 3, 2022
