Filthy Raymond

A “filthy Raymond” is a vulgar provocateur who takes pleasure in delivering explicit, sexually graphic, and disgustingly detailed remarks while performing lewd, boundary-violating acts such as crude pranks or public groping, all intended to provoke shock, discomfort, and revulsion in others. This individual is vividly compared to a crusty sock stuck beneath a mattress—perpetually sticky, emanating the stench of poor choices, and marked by unsavory experiences, reminiscent of a reckless, blackout weekend in Reno.

“I woke up hungover, the kitchen smelled like burnt Hot Pockets and lube, and there was a Filthy Raymond passed out on my couch wearing my bathrobe with no pants — again.”

by Scot April 7, 2025

everybody loves raymond

we all do
you do
i do
my serial killer neighbor does
michael jackson does
obama does
kurtis conner does
literally everyone does

neil cicierega: EVeRyBOdY LovEs RayMOnD
me: same
you: same
my cereal killer neighbor: same
michael jackson: same
obama: same
kurtis conner: same
literally everyone: same

by human i think February 3, 2023

Raymond

This man is built purely of lean and a kind heart. Black eyes and black hair this man will hide his pure testosterone via quietness and introversion . Not only this but he has a secret... He is actually the god of sex and if he sees you masturbating he will cut off your dick with his Godly scissors and beat you in the head with his massive dong.

person 1: hey what happened to you are you ok?
person 2: no, this glowing man came into my room and cut my dick off
person 1: oh that must have been Raymond, the god of sex
Raymond (peering behind person 2): don't worry, it grows back...

by Ornstone February 9, 2022

rob raymond

a south park loving band director that really doesn’t give a shit, except once every other week when he gets moody

rob raymond loves to repeat life stories everyday

by fugly cunt March 18, 2024

Raymond

Everybody loves Raymond, like Raymond loves gay cowboys.

Brokeback mountain is about gay cowboys. Raymond from everybody loves raymond really likes this film.

by skoogisken March 11, 2022

Raymond

A handsome man who is deeply in love with a person named Aaliyah

Me: Yo whats up rayond, who r u stalking now??
Raymond: Its in my Urban Dictionary defintion lol

by Louxlen555 November 23, 2020

Raymond Ugboko

A utter puff who’s existence depends on desecrating little kids. He is 6”3 and shadow dark he will eat you if you look at him wrong and use Nigerian Voodoo to cleanse all of Africa’s water after sacrificing Bryleigh’s nudes to an omnipotent god

I will Raymond Ugboko you mate

by P1ckl3 R1ck July 8, 2019