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JASON

THE MOST FUCKING SEXIEST PERSON IN THE WORLD AND WAS SEXY BUT NOW UGLY. IM SHY dooshybag i can be mean cheat on people tricks girls fuck peole all day desperate no freinds hurts peoples feelings especially girls. doesnt have a sensitive heart. i like alot of girls i like to makeout with people he is rude and fucking gorgeous freindlly beautiful and smart .
jason
by jasonlin October 21, 2011
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Jason

He is a very shy person who likes to masturbate a lot. Sometimes he likes to play around and touch other people. HE may seem creepy at first but he is very talkative even though he talks in a monotonous voice. He jacks off once in the morning and at the night to the girl he is completely crushing over! TAYLOR! Overall, very nice guy but is kinda creepy.
Have you seen that Jason? That guy seems totally like a Jason
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Jason

1. Someone who'll look you in the eyes while you spider poop.
2. Knows exactly how to tell a fart joke.
3. A blumpkin friendly friend.
1. I spider pooped with Jason yesterday, he was on top. His eyes are so blue.
2. Jason told a fart joke.
3. Jason poops easier when receiving a blumpkin.
by buttjed February 3, 2010
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Jason

To jason is when you secretly video tape a girl having sex with you in your childhood bedroom as a 45 year old balding fat dude..
wow he did a jason!

That girl has no idea what she is in for..

yeah shes gonna be another internet hit..
by POVERTYISADIFFICULTHING June 15, 2010
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Jason

A f*cking dick. period.
You f*cking Jason! Or... Jason is in my ass.
by Select all June 24, 2019
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jason

U think jason is a freak and weird but hes not. He's the most handsome boy u ever met, he can sometimes be shy but he likes this one girl and if he stares at u ALOT ur the most luckies girl alive
wow jason is the most handsome boy in this whole school
by efodkjfd October 2, 2019
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Jason

a person who moves from girl to girl & can’t keep a stable girlfriend. He says that he’ll always “be there for you”but it’s just a bunch of bullshit. He’ll leave his real friends who care about him & that will take a bullet for him ,for some people that will constantly backstab him
oh he just lied behind my back he must be a Jason.
by Debbie Nunez February 14, 2018
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