(N.)
1. A chaotic creature, with no agenda other than do as it pleases. Despite popular belief, cats are not bent on taking over the world, or any other malicious plan, they just tend to be secretive, which leads to these theories.
2. A grown kitty or kitten
(black, or odd-eyed-cats are also immune to the soul-shattering act, known as a naph.)
(Adj.) Of a woman (usually in a romantic relationship), wanting and more often than not deserving of attention, but resents it when presented. They have a high propensity to get jealous or even whine about not getting affection but are very careful to not let others catch them in the act of longing.
1. A chaotic creature, with no agenda other than do as it pleases. Despite popular belief, cats are not bent on taking over the world, or any other malicious plan, they just tend to be secretive, which leads to these theories.
2. A grown kitty or kitten
(black, or odd-eyed-cats are also immune to the soul-shattering act, known as a naph.)
(Adj.) Of a woman (usually in a romantic relationship), wanting and more often than not deserving of attention, but resents it when presented. They have a high propensity to get jealous or even whine about not getting affection but are very careful to not let others catch them in the act of longing.
n. Look at that cute little cat
adj. Yeah man, I love her, but she's kind of a cat, which sometimes, really hurts my feelings.
adj. Yeah man, I love her, but she's kind of a cat, which sometimes, really hurts my feelings.
by Bob car 2 May 24, 2020
Get the Catmug. A furry little bitch that looks like a meatloaf. They will take over the world in 2023 and is the doom of this planet.
It will kill you .
Illuminati confirmed 🤯
It will kill you .
Illuminati confirmed 🤯
by Yaassqueenllama December 4, 2018
Get the Catmug. 
Fluffy, all powerful spike lord. Although dim, not to be trifled with. Do not partake in physical combat with a cat, and leave petting to a minimum.
Digression advice: Cat nearby
Pet the cat at your own volition
I was petting the cat when I felt it... The blood slowly draining from my arm was coming out quicker and quicker, and couldn't be stopped. I put a bandage on it, but it still would not stop. The bandage was a rag wetted with blood, but the cat was still not pleased. I could feel a sharp pain in my chest, the left side of it as every nerve in my chest screamed in agony. I could feel my heart, or rather felt not feeling it. Everything went dark as I got colder and colder. Colder... Colder... Colder...
Pet the cat at your own volition
I was petting the cat when I felt it... The blood slowly draining from my arm was coming out quicker and quicker, and couldn't be stopped. I put a bandage on it, but it still would not stop. The bandage was a rag wetted with blood, but the cat was still not pleased. I could feel a sharp pain in my chest, the left side of it as every nerve in my chest screamed in agony. I could feel my heart, or rather felt not feeling it. Everything went dark as I got colder and colder. Colder... Colder... Colder...
by FancaySpeve June 1, 2021
Get the Catmug. - I wanna kill my human. Lets use my paws! >:)
- whoa. my cat wants to kill me. Helpppppppppp.
CATS ARE SCARY
- whoa. my cat wants to kill me. Helpppppppppp.
CATS ARE SCARY
by kittypapaboy February 15, 2023
Get the catsmug.