I'd rather bang CPA

Hell to the no. Absolutely not. Under no circumstances would I do that. Ever.

Q: Do you want to go on a date?
A: I'd rather bang CPA than go on a date with you.

by ILB September 17, 2013

Nah, i'd win

A stupid fucking catchphrase from Satoru Gojo until he got killed and turned the jujutsu kaisen fandom into shit

Dumbass: Nah, i'd win
Sane human being: Stfu

by thehonoredone January 10, 2024

Nah, I'd Win

The phrase "Nah, I'd win" refers to a frame in the manga series Jujutsu Kaisen (JJK) in Chapter 221 where the character Satoru Gojo says the phrase. The frame was re-translated by various manga sites like VIZ, changing it from "No" to "Nah, I'd win" to match a callback to Chapter 3. The phrase became an exploitable in late 2023, as meme creators recaptioned the speech bubble and replaced Gojo with different characters from JJK and elsewhere, referencing other anime, cartoons, and subcultures. The Nah I'd Win meme trended en masse on TikTok and Reddit, peaking in November 2023. Chapter 221 of Jujutsu Kaisen was released on April 23rd, 2023, on VIZ and other websites.

Friend: "Yo dude that guy looks pretty strong are you sure you could beat him in a fight?"
You: "Nah, I'd Win."

by Bozy Perozy February 14, 2024

I'd eat my bread without butter!

What you growlingly exclaim when told that someone did something uncaring/deceitful because "he knows which side his bread is buttered on"; what you mean, of course, is that you would rather risk displeasing the powers-that-be than harm someone else.

Back when I was a frail and tender-minded nine-year-old, my bi**hy second-grade teacher violently shook me and gave me a long severe verbal working-over merely because I had "mouthed right back" at a "spoiled-rich-kid" youngster who had been outrageously rude to me over an extremely trivial matter. At da time I was at a total loss to know why said irritable teacher had been so ferociously defensive of Little Miss Bossy 'n' Obnoxious; it wasn't until decades later that I finally learned that said bratty pint-sized colleen was da daughter of a "somebody" in town, and so I realized dat da teacher had "known which side her bread was buttered on", and therefore when said whiny miscreant went "bawlin' 'n' blubberin'" to da teacher about it, she felt compelled to blame ME for da verbal dust-up instead of just telling dat willful child to "shut up and grow up", as she should have. As I tell my friends when relating the story nowadays, though, "I'd eat my bread without butter!" before I ever unfairly blamed an innocent person like that. Reminds me of da "Little House On The Prairie" episode about da broken music box.

by QuacksO March 18, 2019

Nah, I'd win.

"Nah, I'd win" is a meme that originated from Jujutsu Kaisen, with the line spoken by Satoru Gojo, or Gojo Sensei.

Would you lose?

Gojo sensei: "Nah, I'd win."

by Slanged Dictionary April 30, 2024

MILK (Mother I'd Like To Kill)

A MILK is a mother you'd like to kill.

Tom: Dude, that women is a total MILK!

Jon: What do you mean?
Tom: MILK (Mother I'd Like to KILL)!

Jon: What the hell?
Tom: You heard me.

by Stroff III and Dave sort of.. January 7, 2025

Nah, I'd win.

The best thing to say when you're in a situation where nobody believes you'd win but you believe you would.

Also said by my beautiful and glorious blue eyed king gojo.

Person 1: Bro are you sure? He's literally built like prime Mike Tyson and literally as fast as a fighter jet.

Person 2: Nah, I'd win.

by Modimodo May 7, 2024