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alcohol conspiracy

A term that formed when alcohol companies teamed up with a body shimmering powder company to increase their profits, leading people to drink in disbelief of the product names of Sweet Honesty and Night Magic Evening Musk.
--"I'm shaking my head in disbelief.Who comes up with these? I need to drink."

--"That's because it's an alcohol conspiracy"
by mcg123 November 22, 2011
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Alcohol Stall

When someone is taking time to consume or obtain an alcoholic beverage(s) right before something is supposed to begin and everyone else is ready.
"Great, another alcohol stall from Brandon right before the game starts."
by bloodypussy August 25, 2011
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Alcohol fangs

The act of taking too big a shot and the excess liquid runs vertically down your mouth.
Alcohol fangs That gulp of beer just ran down the sides of my mouth.
by Lizyodsgtjk October 20, 2016
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edgy alcoholic

When you're the fourth guy in the friendship group to get with the same girl at a party but you can't get hard because you drank too much.
Greg: Hey you were so drunk last night, did you seal the deal
Mason: No mate I did an Edgy Alcoholic
by Cinnamon Johns March 10, 2020
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seasonal alcoholic

Drinking more frequently to get through the cold months of the year in the midwest.
Clyde "I get so bored during the winter i end up drinking to pass the time"
Merl "I know me too, im such a seasonal alcoholic"
by shoot2grill January 17, 2016
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TGIF Alcoholic

When you work at TGI Friday's and it makes you an alcoholic.
Man I was I thought I was an alcoholic before, but now I'm a TGIF Alcoholic. Damn place steals your soul
by Rice1303 September 10, 2016
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