A term that formed when alcohol companies teamed up with a body shimmering powder company to increase their profits, leading people to drink in disbelief of the product names of Sweet Honesty and Night Magic Evening Musk.
--"I'm shaking my head in disbelief.Who comes up with these? I need to drink."
--"That's because it's an alcohol conspiracy"
--"That's because it's an alcohol conspiracy"
by mcg123 November 22, 2011

When someone is taking time to consume or obtain an alcoholic beverage(s) right before something is supposed to begin and everyone else is ready.
by bloodypussy August 25, 2011

by Lizyodsgtjk October 20, 2016

When you're the fourth guy in the friendship group to get with the same girl at a party but you can't get hard because you drank too much.
Greg: Hey you were so drunk last night, did you seal the deal
Mason: No mate I did an Edgy Alcoholic
Mason: No mate I did an Edgy Alcoholic
by Cinnamon Johns March 10, 2020

by dudler winds June 12, 2017

Clyde "I get so bored during the winter i end up drinking to pass the time"
Merl "I know me too, im such a seasonal alcoholic"
Merl "I know me too, im such a seasonal alcoholic"
by shoot2grill January 17, 2016

Man I was I thought I was an alcoholic before, but now I'm a TGIF Alcoholic. Damn place steals your soul
by Rice1303 September 10, 2016
