piss strawbarrys (in hebrew: tashtin tutim)

this means that you will laught so hard and as a result strawbarry will come out your ass.

hear a very funny joke and piss strawbarrys

by anna kalamares August 27, 2005

You Just Pissed on my Rug, Dude

1) A reference to the motion picture film, "The Big Lebowski." The 'rug' in the expression refers to any coveted possession, tangable or ideological, regardless of whether or not it 'ties the room together.' Therefore, to hypothetically urinate on such a possession would be to corrupt and/or disgrace it; ruin it.

2) The act of actually urinating upon an owner's rug.

Jack: Hey man. Check out my new ride. I just got it yesterday and it handles like a dream.

John: Is the engine supposed to smoke like that?

Jack: You just pissed on my rug, dude.

by The Timmer April 12, 2007

Pissedivity

the state of being upset, angry, or otherwise ill-tempered.

"Hey Janelle, chill that pissedivity before you blow up and hurt yourself or someone else."

or

"Mom you need to chill out 'cause you've reached a new level of pissedivity.

by shari robinson October 4, 2007

Pissed 15 year old

Used to describe a pissed off 15 year old.

John: "Have you seen the pissed 15 year old?"
May: "Yeah, they were super pissed."

by sKsSk September 6, 2021

pisseder

when you are more pissed than you originally were

omg, once he did that i was even pisseder

by courtnei May 20, 2007

pissedness

pissedness; the Holy Grail of and/or ultimate level of pent up anger. You may also experience a level of pissedness. Some mornings you may wake-up feeling like King of Pissedness.

Wolfy: "I'm pissed off, so let's all go on the Playstation 2 where I can drive out all this pissedness talking to it." -as used in Playstation 2 example.

As used at battered description; Term- used to rate your pissedness - somewhere between assholed and rumshoed.
I was royally battered last night!

by Lupusology January 17, 2011

I Can Only Piss with the Cock I've Got

Used by someone when another person isn't satisfied with something they do, not due to a lack of effort but because they had limited resources to do something with.

Barry is doing a house extension with limited tools/workforce. His boss arrives

Boss: "Jesus Barry how long is this going to take you? What am I paying you for?!"

Barry: "Come on boss, I can only piss with the cock I've got..."

by come_on_england October 16, 2008