Peanut butter jelly sandwich

When your girl is on her period so you just put some peanut butter on your dick

“Sorry honey I’m on my period” “it’s ok we can make a peanut butter jelly sandwich”

by Tittie boi May 5, 2022

Butter your egg roll

A sexual act in which one with a penis jerks off, cums, and then uses said cum as lubricant for another jerking off.

"having trouble sleeping? Butter your egg roll before bed for the deepest sleep you'll ever have"

by barb-a-q January 27, 2019

1/2 lb Butter

A cute name to call your girlfriend

Girlfriend: "Good night babe!"
Boyfriend: "Good night my 1/2 lb Butter!"

by k4soju July 26, 2020

Merrifield peanut butter pinecone

The act of ejaculating on a persons face, and before they have the opportunity to clean up, throw a handful of birdseed at their face. The ejaculate will cause the bird seed to stick, much like a pine cone bird feeder.

Last night I hooked up with this girl from the bar- when she was distracted, I gave her a Merrifield peanut butter pinecone.

by Jack446 May 7, 2020

Unsafe peanut butter friday

To have unprotected sex with your peanut butter jar.
John: What are you gonna do this friday?
Tim: I'm gonna do a "safe peanut butter friday".
John: wdym by that?

John: What are you gonna do this friday?
Tim: I'm gonna do a "unsafe peanut butter friday".
John: wdym by that?

by mike millson November 27, 2022

Peanut butter cream pie

While having anal, the girl shits diarrhea and you come at the same time, creating peanut butter cream pie.

I was fucking Angela in her ass and all of the sudden we made peanut butter cream pie, it was beautiful.

by Wildo Rater April 7, 2021

Peanut Butter Tic Tac

This is a sexual act where the man has a very small penis and the woman is giving him head with peanut butter around his dick but it becomes so thick that it causes the girl to vomit on his penis.

Guy#1: Bro We had a Peanut Butter tic Tac incident last night.

Guy#2: that's fucking nasty bro.

by Cman-Everywhere March 20, 2019