Ryan Lowe

Someone who holds children, juveniles, especially orphans in his basement, condoned by his father, the legendary John Lowe.

Me: omg I think there's kids in that guy's basement.
Other guy: must be Ryan Lowe

by JackoManBoy April 6, 2022

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Ryan Met

Oh my god, only the sweetest god damn person you will ever know in existence. He's in a band with his brothers Jack Met (hot, funny, and has no filter, and could literally run me over with a train and I'd still adore him), and Adam Met (Jesus-looking, earth-loving, and extraordinarily smart human being who can pickle anything). He frickin OWNS the piano and ukulele, and has the voice of an ANGEL. With the spirit animal of a turtle, he's a "very slow and steady person" according to Jack Met. If I ever meet him and his brothers, I will surely start crying and telling myself to wake up because not only are they all the most fantastic people, and have changed my entire life for the better with their music, but also because it probably would not be real.

"I love RYAN MET, and his brothers, JACK MET, and ADAM MET..."

by Colonel Mustard22 April 6, 2022

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Ryan

If you ever meet a Ryan, he is probably an absolute dickhead who needs to get a fucking life. Has tough friends because he likes pissing people off and is as weak as shit.

Ryan, Also spelt, Faggot

Ryan should get a life

by James The Faggot Wade April 7, 2022

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Ryan Farrell

A Good Lover who can carry said other hot men who he can most defiently pull in valorant

p1:YO,Is that Ryan Farrell ?
p2:Ya i tihnk it is
girl:Give me children

by Silent_toenail April 8, 2022

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Daddy Ryan

A hungry jacks manager who’s is very violent but at the same time extremely gentle.

BLM Blake: hey see they guy over there called trent he likes you and wants to have christmas lunch with you.
Ryan: Ha! xmas is going to be way to hard for daddy

Daddy ryan!

by Classic Ormeau April 9, 2022

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