national kiss pink haired girls day

october 13th is the national kiss pink haired girls day. all pink haired girls get a fat juicy smooch! 🤭😘

hey Erin, tomorrow is national kiss pink haired girls day. ready for a kiss???

by sparklesn✮t January 12, 2023

Burning Hair

To have sex with

Am I'm still gonna be able to burn hair after this procedure?

What were you doing in the back seat?

Man you know, burning hair!

by f1m03 February 22, 2021

Hair booze

AIGHT GNG IMAGINE IF WE TOOK THE 2 MOST ENTHRALLING, MESMERIZING CREATIONS OF THE DEITY OF SWAG- ONE BEING THE NOURISHING, SILKEN SMOOTH REJUVENATING AND REFRESHING SHAMPOO, THE OTHER BEING THE LIFEBLOOD OF THE SWAG WAY OF LIFE- BEER. BEER IS THE PATH, THE LIGHT, THE ANSWER TO MOST QUESTIONS. WHATEVER QUESTIONS BEER CANNOT ANSWER, CAN BE ANSWERED ONLY BY OUR MOST SACRED HENESSY XO. ANYWAYS IMAGINE ADDING BOOZE TO A SHAMPOO BAHAHAHAHAHA YOUR HAIR FOLLICLES GONN GET FADED EVERY MORNING, HAIR BOOZE CAN BE USED TO NOURISH HAIR, TO DRINK, TO LUBE UR DIH TO USE IN ANY SWAG WAY U PLEASE AHAHAHAHA HAIR BOOZEEEEEE

peebhas- *is in a genuine dilemma as a major problem has arisen in his relationship and is desperate to seek counsel for his misery* (for context this happens every 2 days so it is not something alarming)
meanwhile peenoy- *booted off his ass and totally done with ts* Hair boozee3EEE33EE3333EE AAHAHAHAHAHAHHA MY HAIR FOLLICLES DONE GET FADED EVERY MORNING

by swagtemplemanagementcomittee April 16, 2025

sheboygan hair dryer

Injuring your neck after after blow drying your hair after it becomes soaked in pickle juice the pickle jar explodes during the Sheboygan schmekle.

Ryan had a Sheboygan hair dryer after after unsuccessfully attempting the Sheboygan schmekle.

by Fortune3002 January 3, 2015

arm hair

Hair in a person's arms, usually a man's.

He has arm hair

by the random. November 19, 2021

My Fat Ugly Gross Disgusting Despicable Delectable Suckulent Fuckulent juicy tender balls that smoother cares your check as the hairs do a little tickle you fuck

Juicy-er than fried chicken

Hey how about I tell you about My Fat Ugly Gross Disgusting Despicable Delectable Suckulent Fuckulent juicy tender balls that smoother cares your check as the hairs do a little tickle you fuck

by PandaJizz42 November 3, 2023

noisy hair

a person has noisy hair if they are from epsom and have mousy brown hair. bonus points if they have two parents present in their home lives. the hair could originally be described as mousy brown, but becomes noisy brown when they start talking shit about people and gossiping.

person a: this girl from epsom keeps saying she has blonde hair, but it’s actually mousy brown
person b: nah, it’s noisy hair now. she snaked on my girlfriend even after she swore she wouldn’t tell anyone

by bettyinacardigan August 28, 2021