Jesus Card

When I say I pulled out the Jesus card: I have just done something almost impossible or something shouldn't have happened. (Got lucky as hell)

I just pulled out a Jesus card.

by Lore_boi October 26, 2020

Black Jesus

Man of few words. Great at basketball and athletics, gives his friends guidance and most importantly gets all the butches with his non-ashy skin

Black Jesus bagged that redbone, she a snack

by Izzydaballer February 7, 2017

Jetway Jesus

Falsely needing wheelchairs at airports, to get priority boarding when getting ON the plane, but NO LONGER NEED THE WHEELCHAIRS upon arrival.

On that last flight, 14 passengers got on the plane by wheelchair, but by the time we got to Los Angeles, 10 of them had been miraculously healed by "Jetway Jesus!"

by NobodyHereButUsChickens May 26, 2024

Jesus

I'm not COMPARING myself to Jesus. I figured out WHY Jesus. This is just what you do to people.

Hym "Amd you don't want me to submit to Jesus. You want me to submit to you by proxy. Jesus isn't here and even if he came back today I wouldn't submit to him. AND! AND... If he is real... He can't even do anything about it because I'm immortal."

by Hym Iam March 2, 2025

Jesus

The Saviour of the World

Trust in Him!!

Jesus loves me this I know

For the Bible tells me so!
Little ones to Him belong

They are weak but He is strong

YEEEEES Jesus loves MEEE!
Yesssss Jesus loves me
Yes Jesus loves MEE!

The Bible tells me soo

by legoman67 October 1, 2025

Jesus JD Velazquez Rodriguez Are The Leader Of Latin Count, Kings, Queens, And Latinx

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😱:Jesus JD Velazquez Rodriguez Are The Leader Of Latin Count, Kings, Queens, And Latinx

by InterpersonalCommunication February 16, 2025

Jesus

Guy with the Thickest biggest cock you’ll ever see. Thinking His name makes you moan. Woman love him and men are jealous of him.

You’re such a jesus!

by Queen queefa March 22, 2022