by simpnationmichelle May 6, 2020
Get the SIMPmug. Person 1: Hey did you see this definition for Simp?
Person 2: That sounds like what a Simp would say.
Person 1: Bro stfu.
Person 2: That sounds like what a Simp would say.
Person 1: Bro stfu.
by StephenHawking'sSearchHistory May 19, 2020
Get the Simpmug. 
A kid who goes all out for pussy but never gets it. He skips hanging out with the boys to be with the girls but they all friend zone him. Commonly know with the name Stefán.
by Stefán Breki July 15, 2020
Get the Simpmug. This guy I know named Shawn always hangs out with bitches but never gets the poon! He’s a simp ass nigga
by Colbyryyan April 16, 2020
Get the Simpmug. 
Simp
A Man that pursues a woman that is obviously not interested in him.
The woman sees this as pathetic but will take advantage of it.
Such Man idolizes her.
He mistakenly believes that with unlimited acts of kindness , he can win her heart and eventually land in her bed.
Such Man will give even sexy lingerie to a woman, however fully aware that another man will be pulling off these panties.
A Simp will spend the essence of his emotional and financial resources on her even though he will never even get a kiss on the cheek.
A Simp will never get any sexual response from the woman he so pursues and idolizes. This is pathetic and counter productive to meeting an actual woman that would be an ideal partner.
The woman knows this an will fully take advantage of it.
A Simp is a man that will never move off the casual friend list and will be tolerated just as long as the money and gifts keep flowing.
The Simp will exhibit undying hope that eventually the woman will accept him as a sexual partner, but this will never happen.
The woman who is the target of the Simps affection is usually not extraordinary in any way but she enjoys the attention and uses it as a cruel form of sadistic and masochistic gratification.
The Simp is the man that receives the Punishments inflicted on the woman by her Alpha Male sexual partners.
Simp-A flogging boy .
The only cure for the simp is to completely delete any and all Things associated with the woman, and never see her again. Ever.
A Man that pursues a woman that is obviously not interested in him.
The woman sees this as pathetic but will take advantage of it.
Such Man idolizes her.
He mistakenly believes that with unlimited acts of kindness , he can win her heart and eventually land in her bed.
Such Man will give even sexy lingerie to a woman, however fully aware that another man will be pulling off these panties.
A Simp will spend the essence of his emotional and financial resources on her even though he will never even get a kiss on the cheek.
A Simp will never get any sexual response from the woman he so pursues and idolizes. This is pathetic and counter productive to meeting an actual woman that would be an ideal partner.
The woman knows this an will fully take advantage of it.
A Simp is a man that will never move off the casual friend list and will be tolerated just as long as the money and gifts keep flowing.
The Simp will exhibit undying hope that eventually the woman will accept him as a sexual partner, but this will never happen.
The woman who is the target of the Simps affection is usually not extraordinary in any way but she enjoys the attention and uses it as a cruel form of sadistic and masochistic gratification.
The Simp is the man that receives the Punishments inflicted on the woman by her Alpha Male sexual partners.
Simp-A flogging boy .
The only cure for the simp is to completely delete any and all Things associated with the woman, and never see her again. Ever.
by Falcon88 March 5, 2020
Get the Simpmug.