Jesus Jammies

The underwear under the underwear that Mormon women wear

Don't get your Jesus Jammies in a bunch.

by Kass96 March 21, 2017

Furry Jesus

The dragon boss from the 2018 game Changed.

I started playing Changed yesterday but I couldn't get past Furry Jesus!

by ketchupss December 11, 2022

Jesus with a shotgun

Doomguy

Person 1: hey it's Jesus with a shotgun

by Doomslayer is Doomslayer February 21, 2023

Jesus H. Fuck

that phrase you shout when you something terribly unbelievable happens

Kid: I shot the retarded kid!
Dad: Jesus H. Fuck!

by ChopSuey235 September 23, 2023

Jesus

Jesus is your creator and one of the greatest men who ever lived and is willing to go to the ends of the earth for you.

I feel sad

Jesus is there for you

by fun and game April 14, 2022

BLACK JESUS

Black Jesus is SAVAG3D3VIL'S true identity he is a deity from another plane of existence he knows no bounds and he has the power to walk on water, talk to animals, and the most well know of his abilities the power to turn water into grape soda

Black Jesus is awesome

by SAVAG3D3VIL July 18, 2021

Jesus Crist

Jesus Crist is a name you would give to a mentally stable young drug lord. They would own a business in Portugal and they would be shipping worldwide.

Person 1: Hey, you're a Jesus Crist.
The apparent Jesus Crist: Yes it is I, Mr Pablo Escobar.

by Yes i am not gay December 1, 2020