October 18

National be a very dumb person day

Johnny you are so smart why did you get a 0 on your test

It October 18 sir i have to be stupid

by Hi johnny November 14, 2019

October 29th

Hey friend, apparently our birthday is a made up holiday and unimportant. It’s fine, I guess...sorry you’re feeling dissapointed.

“Her birthday, October 29th is so irrelevant, it doesn’t even have an Urban Dictionary definition.”

by Anonymous Scorpio November 15, 2019

October 18th

National Epic Gamer Day

How do ya do on October 18th epic gamer

by TSer-Gei November 15, 2019

October 22

October 22 is an unimportant day xD expect for marriages etc.

On october 22 nothing happend

by LilMermaidKatie November 16, 2019

October 17

NATIONAL TELL YOUR CRUSH YOU LIKE THEM DAY if you have a crush on this day, then you have to tell them you like them. If you don’t, I don’t know what will happen but I think you should still do it. If you don’t have a crush, then just tell someone that your good friends with you love them!

Jack: OMG ITS OCTOBER 17th!!
Bobby: And?
Jack: I have to tell Kayla I love her
Bobby: Ooooh yeah! I forgot about this day!!!
Jack: yeah how could you forget!
Bobby: i don’t know but you gotta go tell Kayla you love her!
Jack: OOH she’s right there! Ok dude I’ll see ya in a bit! Bai
Booby: ok dude! Good luck!!!

by Kileyj0494 November 17, 2019

October 17th

National love day!
Either hug or kiss your crush/bf/gf

It’s October 17th!
I have to kiss or hug you x

by Ughusjdhhfdhdj November 17, 2019

October 31.

Known for Halloween
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BUT WHO THE FUCK CARES MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE IS BACK TOGETHER!!!! (It's also Frank Iero's birthday so yay)

My future kid: Mom, why the hell are you blasting My Chemical Romance? Its 4 am...
Me: 'Cause it's October 31.! Educate yourself, child! *Closing the goddamn door in their faces*

by Nika_dww November 18, 2019