J hope

MY FUCKING HUSBAND I LOVE HIM SM PROTECT HIM AT ALL COSTA OR ESE I WILL BREAK YOUR KNEE CAPS😫😫😫

J HOPE IS THE BEST

by J HOPE😫😫 February 25, 2021

Ryan J. Joseph

A Sri Lankan basketball legend that is adored by fans all over Colombo. Watches NBA during English and depsides Fish Middleton

Person 1: Whos that guy watching NBA in english
Person 2: Obviously it's Ryan J. Joseph

by classic aussie wog March 23, 2023

Esdras J. Cruz

Esdras J. Cruz is a young man with a classic comb-over who may be quiet, but will have a lot to say if you incite a conversation especially with football ("soccer" if you live in the US), science, math, FIFA, or even Minecraft. His absolute favorite meal is a Philadelphia Cheese Steak Sandwich with an ice cold apple cider. He's an American with Native and European ancestry, but is very eager to find out where his ancestors came from specifically. He is a Club America fan who will support and defend his team from salty opposers, who will be debunked anyways mwahaha (with respect lol). Further preferred activities include drawing, running miles, as well as collecting jerseys.

"Esdras J. Cruz asked if I'll finish my Philly Sandwich"
"Esdras J. Cruz s talking with his NY accent again :("

"Esdras J. Cruz won the mansion building competition in Minecraft again"
"Esdras J. Cruz drinks so much tea and I ran out of tea packets m8"

by ejc_10 November 22, 2021

smoke a j

Smoking a joint, marijuana

Bro, roll it so we can smoke a j.

by venusx May 4, 2020

F+J

F+J is the power couple they are most likely a Capricorn and Scorpio. F+J is like bread and butter or McDonald’s and Burgers ya know what I mean? Or like SpongeBob and Patrick there just perfect for each other, you could even say there soulmates. F+J will have a loving future together as they both have similar interests leading them to have a very happy long life together. They enjoy watching movies together and playing games together that they both enjoy very much. They are passionately in love with each other and both deserve all the love they can possibly receive.

“Why do I feel like F+J will be together till there like 80”

by Jisbaexoxo November 21, 2021

pull a j-chuck

when an astrophysics major uses careful angles and applied physics to triple penetrate another mans girlfriend without touching balls

"I ain't gonna cheat on this one!"

A guy talking about how he will pull a j-chuck

by zongheadluvr December 10, 2009

C. J. Roaster

He's the guy who never saves the green hit.

"Man, I need to position myself between the glass and C. J. Roaster. He's going to torch it."

by El Martillo July 24, 2008