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Eaton Dry Bum

This is the process by which an Eaton schoolboy gets initiated in to the rowing club whilst wearing Eaton coloured lycra and the rowing captain nominates one of his chums to anally enter the schoolboy candidate. The nominated chum is using a crumpet with no butter (important, it should be dry), topped with smoked salmon. The Eaton chum is required to consume Prosecco via the privileged crumpet system and if the captain of the rowing team does not think his consumption is a suitable rate he has the option of using dill to tickle his ear or replace the glass for a bottle. If the chum cums first or the rowing candidate screams to stop then whoever is first has to eat the crumpet and smoked salmon. That's the game!
Have you got any butter, or are we going to do the Eaton Dry Bum?

What do I have to do to get the job? Is it the Eaton Dry Bum?
by Jimmy7017 February 12, 2021
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bum chillin

Relaxing like a wino; laid out anywhere convenient and usually due to being inebriated. Happily lazy in some form of intoxication. Can be used to describe relaxing without intoxication, but implies general unawareness of the world at large.
Q: Did you go the club last night?

A: Na, I got case and was bum chillin on the porch.
by your real name, tryina tellme October 24, 2010
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Bum Ramble

A bum ramble is when one violates your bum crease area through clothing with their finger, at any opportunity. For example, when you bend over to pick up an item, or you’re innocently walking up the stairs in front of a friend
Im going to bum ramble you when I next see you
by Originalrambler November 22, 2022
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Ranky-Bum

1. A smelly kid, who never has marijuana, smokes, alcohol, or money to chill, always "bums" shit off you, like marijuana, smokes, alcohol, or money to go do sumthing or just to chill with you,

2. An outcast of the group, concluding himself as a smelly, poor kid.

NOTE: The subject that you may call a "ranky-bum" may also tend to be weird looking, ex. (ugly haircut, which would be a mushroom cut, fat wierd cheeks with a weird smile, deep wierd creepy, eerie voice, etc.)
1.JEREMY YOU Ranky-Bum
2.Shut up kid , it doesn't matter what you say, ur just a Ranky-Bum
by Hoody-Hoo April 3, 2009
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Bum Ass Whore

A person who has many significant others, while mooching off of them at the same time.
"Messiah is a Bum Ass Whore!
Lives in his girlfriends place and still talks to his exes? What about the one with the kid?"
by Newyork22@! January 12, 2024
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what the bum

"what the bum" is a phrase used jokingly and sometimes associated with brainrot.

think youre saying "erm what the freak" but instead youre saying "what the bum"
person 1: gets a cookie tray from subway and there's only half a cookie in there
also person 1: what the bum
by stellorcus August 13, 2024
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Bum

Luke: I dare you to lick a bum
Alexander: Which type?
Luke: Y'know? The homeless one
Alexander: OH FUCK NO!
by -Insert Name- November 15, 2017
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