Clay-birding

The act of your jerking off into a used garment/property of somebody you want to fuck then. Then Just before you cum, you throw the used grament/property in the air and try to shoot load and hit said target.

Bro! brandon went clay-birding with jessicas' towel in the lounge lastnight. Dude chucked it back in the heat rack after the mad dog.

by Saltyseadog75 August 2, 2018

bird

Penis

His bird is apparently big, so big that you can clearly see where it's "parked"... That bulge says it all!

by WordBuzz November 27, 2020

that fucking bird that i hate.

THATFUCKINGBIRDTHATIHATE
THATFUCKINGBIRDTHATIHATE
t h a t f u c k i n g b i r d t h a t i h a t e

dashie: that fucking bird that i hate.
that fucking bird that i hate: THATFUCKINGBIRDTHATIHATE THATFUCKINGBIRDTHATIHATE t h a t f u c k i n g b i r d t h a t i h a t e
dashie: WHAT

by superdupersquid December 9, 2024

doe toe bird

when your pants get stuck in your booty cracks

Look!!! Savannah has a doe toe bird!

by lemonseahorse January 23, 2021

Firth's Bird

A woman of much larger proportions that still needs a whole lot of loving.

She was a real Firth's Bird and just wanted to find a boyfriend

by Kliverubin February 22, 2021

RJ Bird

A salty Mod of a shitty meme page

The guy just pulled a cucumber out of his ass!

Yeah he's a real RJ Bird

by Gary Beach October 16, 2019

Bird

Jail time, or a jail sentence.
From Cockney rhyming slang

birdlime = jail time

Me: "Did you hear the knicked my man?"
Bredrin: "Really?"
Me: "Yeah bro. He's doing bird right now"

That geezer got a bird

by makkathedapperyungtrapper December 2, 2020