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hot peanut butter Chardonnay

When someone pisses and shits on your chest at the same time.
When Cheryl and I had sex she gave me a hot peanut butter Chardonnay by accident.
by Dj ryde March 1, 2020
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Peruvian Peanut Butter Pie

The act in which an abnormally fat woman sits and shits on a man's back. She then grinds on his back and takes a blowtorch and heats up the end of the rubbed-in shit to harden it. The rubbed-in shit on his back will result in looking like a peanut butter pie.
The Peruvian Peanut Butter Pie is absolutely disgusting. How do guys even like that?
by Nutter Butter Butt Nut April 5, 2020
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Peanut butter hershey macaroons

An acronym standing for "Person beats his meat." This phrase can only be used when you either see someone beating his meat OR as a curse.
"Oh my god! Peanut butter hershey macaroons.." She had just gotten a blue screen on her computer.
by heccu-chan May 16, 2018
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peanut butter jelly 69

When you eat your spouse is booty with peanut butter while they eat your booty with jelly
Hey baby let's PBJ69 (peanut butter jelly 69)
by Brian618 March 8, 2016
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peanut butter cup cock

A sex act where a woman (or man) eats a peanut butter cup right before performing pre coital fellatio on their sexual partner who is allergic to peanuts. This causes the mans member to swell to godly proportions he then inserts his grotesquely swollen Johnson into the woman's vagina or anus (or mans anus) causing other worldly pleasure for the woman (or man).
yooo girl your boys allergic to peanuts you gotta try some of that peanut butter cup cock !
by flamingo cave November 1, 2018
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Peanut Butter Jelly Sandwich

When you pee and nut in her butt then clap her cheeks and her husband gets jelly.
"You know my tinder date last night?"
"Yeah?"
"I made her a peanut butter jelly sandwich"
"Noice"
by Tffkfgkiv November 25, 2019
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Canine Peanut Butter Surprise

When one covers their penis in peanut butter and let's their dog friend lick it off.
Fido was in a treat once Justin decided to prepare a Canine Peanut Butter Surprise for him.
by Frostitute February 27, 2015
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