A complete hipster and soyboy. Very skinny, tall, hair to his shoulders. Bony, lethargic, very unmotivated. Usual attire includes, red or blue flannel, generic classic rock shirt (ex. The Doors) checkered vans. Enjoys drinking lattes with extra soy milk. Will obsess over his girlfriend even after she breaks up with him because he has a wedgie fetish. Tries to get everyone to think she is a whore in return. Buys soyboy attire, such as flashy fallout backpack from Hot Topic, gets made fun of it, and insists it's "a gift". Says the same analogies over and over again. (example, "it's all a shit sandwich" , "the proof is in the pudding" , "it's an elephant in the room". Overthinks everything and thinks a girl wants to marry him if they make eye contact for a second.
"Dude, stop being like Michael Moynihan. You're never going to get the girls by giving them wedgies!"
by disposableheroes June 6, 2018
Get the Michael Moynihanmug. A very stubborn person who believes he's always right. Someone that likes to be bossy and thinks he's in control. No one can tell a Michael what to do because he is Michael. His need for control makes him a very ambitious man. If he wants something just know that it's already his. He believes in his dreams and isn't afraid to chase them. With a face like his it's hard not to be tempted. His eye contact alone is enough to make anyone fall in love. If he listens to The Weekend, run before it's too late. He will steal your heart without you even noticing. He acts like a dick but his heart is good. Once you fall for a Michael, nothing will ever be the same.
by YourWife. June 21, 2022
Get the Michaelmug. by nut monkey the third November 6, 2023
Get the Michaelmug. Dude: Hey man, you know that guy who never leaves his dorm?
Bro: Yeah dude! Hes such a Michael. Total opposite of a true G.
Dude: Yeah man, hes really not a real one he doesn't put a hunnet into life.
Bro: Yeah dude! Hes such a Michael. Total opposite of a true G.
Dude: Yeah man, hes really not a real one he doesn't put a hunnet into life.
by Babes xx May 9, 2018
Get the Michaelmug. 
Hottest fucking guy ever.
Would smash 💯 %
If you don’t know him, dont talk to me.
Pls marry me michael.
Would smash 💯 %
If you don’t know him, dont talk to me.
Pls marry me michael.
by Michaelbehlingismyhuband June 26, 2021
Get the Michael Behlingmug. benji: what’s your favorite music artist? I like Michael Jackson.
demon slayers: and i took that personally
demon slayers: and i took that personally
by candice nut fit in yo mouf June 3, 2021
Get the Michael Jacksonmug.