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Crack

“Crack” essentially means to “Fuck”. If you’re “crackin” shorty, then you’re having sex.
Damn shorty bad as fuck, I’m tryna crack that.

Stop glazin shorty, you not finna crack.
by Wabi Sabi SP September 9, 2025
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Big Mac the Crack Ritual

Big Mac my Crack is when a guy over 600 pounds cosplaying as Ronald Mc Donald sticks his tiny penis into a really hot girl's ass while singing all of lil pump's songs. 100 people need to circle the fat Ronald Mc Donald and his hot ass victim while masturbating. They will also have to dress up as the joker. When the fat fuck is done singing the beautiful songs he will have to kill the hot ass chick and eat her heart. Then the devil will be summon and he will kill all the 100 masturbating cunts. The fat fuck's tiny cock will explode and the fat fuck will die. If this is repeated 666 times hitler will come back. Hitler become a giant cyborg ninja nigger.
Have you seen one of those Big Mac the Crack Rituals , that fat fucks penis exploded like the twin towers.
by Mr.Shiboolingafoolin April 24, 2018
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Crack Head

by Kshsjrwtmynmwty November 13, 2019
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Devil's Ass Crack

Any tight spot between two large objects where in important things can get stuck or lost ie: between the kitchen stove and the refrigerator.
John: Becky have you seen the oven mitt?

Becky: the last I saw John, it was on top of the refrigerator.

John: Crap Becky! It's fallen and now it's stuck in the Devil's Ass Crack.
by The Great White Monkey June 12, 2023
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Crack is hell itself

Crack is hell itself
Crack is hell itself
by Real Alberto July 18, 2022
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crack flack

Annoying and seemingly endless condensed, fluff-like matter which collects between the ass cheeks. Particularly evident after an active day
Tom: Man, I'm fed up of all this crack flack I have to wash away every day in the shower

Jon: Fuck you
by pseudopseudonym11111 March 6, 2010
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