late night painers

Late night feelin sad but you don’t know why

John: wanna hop on cod?

Tyler: nah bro I got “late night painers”

by Painers January 17, 2021

Night Critter

1. Mysterious creatures of the night, commonly attack humans with any chance they get

Coach: "What kind of food do you like to eat?"
Ms. Brenda "I enjoy well-seasoned night critters"

by Ms. Brenda Definitions January 31, 2018

Five Nights at Freddy's

Spending five days with nuclear diseases

I just spent Five Nights at Freddy's.

by Murmantskable February 24, 2022

Man Night

Where a few actual bros get together, eat, chill, and do crazy stuff.

dude, man night.

yes.

by rockswim March 28, 2012

Niggas of the night

A phenomenon where near closing hours of family restaurants large groups of black people will appear even in predominantly white cities

Hey Jim am I still good to clock out?
Sorry man we got a party of 9 and a 7 top
*sigh* niggas of the night

by Headedspices September 5, 2025

The Prom Night Scale

A Rating Scale ranging from 1-10 used to judge the attractiveness of a female based on how good she would look if she was going to prom.

To calculate a Prom Night rating one must account for professionally done make-up and hair. Spray-tan, self-tanner and other skin enhancing products must be accounted for as well.

Normal Female 1-10 Scale Conversion rate: +2 per point.

Jenny real world: 6
Jenny at prom: 8

Tom: Yeah, I met Jeff's sister the other day.

Mike: Oh yeah? Is she pretty good looking?
Tom: Eh, she's probably an 8 on the Prom Night Scale. .

Mike: That's not too bad if you see her at a wedding.

by JebusHoles December 12, 2016

Saturday Night Scrumpin’

When we get scrumpy on a Saturday. Particularly in the evening.

Yo dude, you down to go Saturday night scrumpin’!?

Of course, I love getting scrumpy on a Saturday!

by Scrumper May 17, 2022