An insult used for people who are specifically lanky. In some cultures people named Michael are ridiculed and eaten.
Good person: Look over there, that’s a Michael
Child: oh no what should we do
Good person: Watch and learn
Michael: Is assaulted
Child: oh no what should we do
Good person: Watch and learn
Michael: Is assaulted
by Deepwokenassaulter February 3, 2024
Get the Michaelmug. 
Get the Michaelmug. by panda lover 616 February 13, 2018
Get the michael hobbsmug. Michael: Michael is a very outgoing person. He is someone who isn’t shy to do things. He’s not afraid to take risks or give his all. Michael’s are also very athletic. They like to do as much as they can to maintain a good body and skill set. Michael’s are also very caring. They know a way to a girls heart and are very good with their words. They put their best forward for people they love and care about. If you ever need advice go to a Michael they know what to do because they have the experience with juts about anything. You will be a very lucky friend if you have a Michael because he will always be there for you when you need him. If you have a Michael as a boyfriend then you already know you are the most specials d important girl in the world. He makes you feel completas and perfect. He loves everything about you and will never stop loving you not even after death. And if you have a Michael as a son/cousin/brother/family member you should be very proud of him. He always treats people with up most respect and never fails to impress. Anyone who has a Michael in their life should be very grateful
by Laddy January 1, 2023
Get the Michaelmug. Michael J. Fox is a famous actor with Parkinson's disease, which causes uncontrollable tremors. Imagine the struggles Michael J. Fox faces on a daily basis while trying to pour a glass of orange juice or pour milk over his cereal - this is the essence of what it means to "Michael J" something.
Michael J'ing is when you miserably fail at performing an action that requires a basic level of physical adeptness/dexterity, and usually results in the catastrophic destruction of an important item, or project.
Michael J'ing is when you miserably fail at performing an action that requires a basic level of physical adeptness/dexterity, and usually results in the catastrophic destruction of an important item, or project.
Frank: Hey, Jimbob, be careful carrying two bowls at once you don't want to dr-
*drops bowls of stew all over freshly cleaned carpet*
Jimbob: Woops
Frank: God dammit, Jimbob, you michael j'd the fuck out of my carpet! I just cleaned this shit!
*drops bowls of stew all over freshly cleaned carpet*
Jimbob: Woops
Frank: God dammit, Jimbob, you michael j'd the fuck out of my carpet! I just cleaned this shit!
by chronowarp January 11, 2014
Get the Michael J'dmug.