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82nd base

Obtain stage 4 prostrate cancer, with the surgeon having to fuck out the tumors, all though anesthesia is not allowed or else it doesn’t count. You also have to be wearing a motorcycle helmet while your parrot gets jerked off by the priests. Before getting the cancer, you must have had sex with at least 12 axolotls, all of them anally.
I didn’t think he would do it, but Dr. Johnson made me get to 82nd base!
by dagosti August 22, 2023
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bubadoo baseball

a complete vaper fagg and dumb crap guy
by zeekthefreak59 November 1, 2023
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Twice Baked Potato

When a girl farts and it rolls up and into her vagina and then she has to fart it out again.
That girl farted a twice baked potato and it stunk up the room.
by VonkeyKong January 14, 2024
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4th base

Hand-holding under Jesus name.
Girl1: Hey, guess what?
Girl2: What??
Girl1: I just went to 4th base
Girl2: OMG how was Jesus!?
by JesusLuver101 January 23, 2024
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double baked pastry

i hope this goes hard... feel free to ctrl + c and ctrl + v
hi are you a double baked pastry bevause your such a retart
by foul pig of slaanesh July 22, 2024
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the best arctic monkeys album. four out of five is the best song ever written and if you dont like this album you might just not have a high enough iq. also alex turner had a beard and omfg daddy
dumb person: tranquility base hotel and casino is the worst Arctic Monkeys album ever. It’s an unlistenable pile of shit!

smart person: have you even LISTENED to batphone??? its really good.
by thatdogisjet February 12, 2024
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California Baseball

Inspired by the New York Giants and Brooklyn Dodgers relocating across the country in the 1950s, it’s a single sex session that takes two lovers from one corner of a house, apartment, or other dwelling to the opposite corner with no loss of penetration.
Tito and Rosa had tried every acrobatic position in the book, so last Saturday they challenged themselves to complete a game of California Baseball.
by Pod of Thunder February 19, 2024
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