Crisp titties

Titties that are so dry and hard they feel like crisp bacon coming out the microwave/ oven

Mark: Hey dude did you see her tits
Matt: Yeah man they are pretty crisp. She has crisp titties

by puttycapsaretapsy October 11, 2016

Shitty titty bang bang

A sex act where the male takes a dump on a girl's boobs and then proceeds to fuck her tits, using said faecal matter as lubricant.

Why did he dump me? Icedocking, wolfbagging, even shitty titty bang bang, I do everything!

by Shuaman May 5, 2020

Titty hole

The space between the titties which creates a hole for the penis. when you push the titties together for sexual pleasure.

I fucked the shit out of her titty hole.

by Red hare November 26, 2022

Pity Titties

The "boobs" that God gives to fat girls because he feels sorry for their morbid obesity.

Tracy: "Yeah, well at least I have bigger BOOBS than you!"

Britanny: "Psh. Those are pity titties, fatass!"

by eatthebaby September 16, 2010

virgin titty

another was to say virginity but like less basic

Have you lost your virgin titty?

by anonymous June 18, 2021

Titty-Cat

A wife obsessed with cats or call her husband “kitty-cat”.

Wife: “Your my little kitty-cat. I wuv my little kitty-cat”
Husband:”Yes, titty-cat. You do.”

by Jarvis Jickleson February 1, 2021

National Titties Day

On April 19 you boyfriend,girlfriend or side piece must show you titties.

It’s April 19th which is National Titties Day, so show me titties.

by Daddy Needs Some New Shoes April 19, 2021