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smokers titties

The small, hackysack in a toddlers sock appearance of a white trash woman’s tits accented with torpedo shaped or finger lengthed nipples. The possessor of such, frequently elects to skip a bra in lieu of a pit stained wife beater. This spectacular specimen can also be found enjoying a carton of cigarettes per day and will always have a smoke and lighter at the ready. While cheap Scotch and Slim Jims are a staple in their diet, dirty semen is frequently used as a substitute when the need for crack addiction exceeds self respect.
I was having a great time at the pride march until some white trash street hooker with smokers titties lit up a pall mall non-filter in my general vicinity, subsequently ashing all over my brand new adidas busenitz...
by Handsome Van September 26, 2017
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titty ensemble

Similar to a musical ensemble whether, orchestral or concert winds, a group of three or more put their mouths on titties for either licking, sucking, and playful biting. No specific gender requirements for groups, usually consists of a male and "the boys".
Bro that was the hardest lift session I've had in a while. You know what this calls for?
Titty ensemble?
Titty ensemble!
by steve4x8 May 30, 2018
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Titty Yarmulke

The removable breast cup that comes inside bras and swimwear.
Darn it, this bra is so nice but these titty yarmulkes make it hard to adjust!
by Rockin RayRay May 30, 2025
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titties

another word for boobies. boobies are attached to a woman and if they are big and juicy you hit the jack pot!
guy 1: wow your titties are so big!
woman 2: i know. do you want to play with them?
guy 1: heck ya!
by ncdgfygfkahgau April 22, 2023
mugGet the tittiesmug.

Jawn-titty

An especially important object, person, or place.

A replacement word for any noun that represents something important to you.
A derivitive of the word "jawn" which is a Philadelphian word used to replace any noun.
"Man, I've been looking for this jawn-titty all week!"
Or
"We're going to get this job done now that we got this jawn-titty right here."
by Dr. Anal David July 13, 2018
mugGet the Jawn-tittymug.

titty seasoning

" woah dude I put some titty seasoning on her last night"
by Confused_frog September 17, 2021
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Titties

A strippers boobs (men like them)
Man1:man lets go get some titties
Man2: yeah I love me some titties
Man1: me to man and some bootys🍑💦
by ToniTopaz March 2, 2019
mugGet the Tittiesmug.

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