how long do you take to wake up in the morning?

lightly insulting joke used to ask someone how dumb they are, making a comparison to old and slightly stupid computers, that take a long time to turn on.

that make me ask myself , how long do you take to wake up in the morning? cause how can you say something so dumb so securely..

by jokesasigo_ August 31, 2025

Take the Shortcut

To walk in circles around your highschool to avoid going to class.

Cora: Oh shit, I've got Mrs. Crandall's class next and she's a total bitch.
Oliver: Let's take the shortcut.

by SquidyKitty June 18, 2015

take it to broadway

When someone is being dramatic or over the top and you’re not wanting to hear their bullshit

Casey: I’m all alone in the abyss of unhappiness
Jessica: girl, take it to broadway

by Ch1005 June 14, 2018

Life is what you make it, an opportunity just take it

This quote simply means that life is in your control and that you’re the one who can shape your destiny. When being in control you also have the choice to take opportunities that come your way and create a new exciting chapter

Hey Jarrad your life is going downhill - seize the day, make the most of what the universe has to offer. Life is what you make it, an opportunity just take it

by jazzaaaaaa November 1, 2025

Breathe-Taking

A term commonly used to describe something too beautiful to comprehend. By definition this is Kimmy.

Kimmy is absolutely breathe-taking

by ScubaSteve31 December 17, 2020

Take the winky

For when something is "Taking the piss" you may elect to say "Take the winky" instead, if you're a good christian boy.

*When you die 1v1 and the ignite doesn't finish them off*
"Ah man, take the winky"

by StinkyWinkySmegga October 2, 2021

What happens if I take expired Citra 100mg?

Citra 100mg

Email: [e-mail]
Contact : [phone]

Citra 100mg online

Citra 100mg likely refers to Citragin or a citric acid derivative product, but the name

“Citra” alone is not specific to one standardized drug. It could be shorthand or branding

in certain regions. There are a few possibilities, depending on context:

What happens if I take expired Citra 100mg?

by a legitimate pharmacy? May 16, 2025