Top Popper

When you bazooka fart dust onto your clitori.

Damn dude, that top popper was intense!

by bigjuicyy44 April 20, 2023

Top Shotter

A label that is often self-proclaimed, but rarely justified. It refers to that one dweeb in the group who thinks he can handle the most alcohol. The Top Shotter rarely lives up to his bold claims. When faced with a serious drinking challenge amongst real men, the Top Shotter can be found face down in the nearest gutter with his liver trying to escape out of rectum.

Top Shotter: "Come on lads, everyone knows I'm the Top Shotter"
Real Men: "F*** off Joey we just saw you pay that sexy barmaid for a shot of water"

Top Shotter (after about two shots): "I'm shoo dwunk and I want my girlfwend"

by Witney Kru December 25, 2020

Top Hate

A list of myspace people you keep on your friends list solely to avoid confrontation, you'd rather delete this hatelist but they still manage to come up on your page now and again. The opposite of Tom's top 8 application

"I totally thought you hated Kat?"

"Well, shes really ugly and annoying but i wanna screw her friend"

"Ohhh, keeping her on the top hate"

by Mr. Mean May 22, 2009

Top-talk

To banter in a commanding or condescending manner, usually with flirtatious undertones

“Dude… he totally top-talked to me.”

by Thatlazychild September 19, 2021

Top Blast

"Top blast" – the act of buying a cryptocurrency token after it has already experienced a sharp, parabolic price increase, with the hope that the bullish momentum continues and the price goes even higher.

"Bro really went for the top blast—bought that meme coin after it 10x’d overnight!"

by GoblinVader June 27, 2025

Top

Meaning-. Ngwaro

(Hawa wasee ndio ngwaro kwa mtaa yao)
This boys are the tops ones in their estate
Top-ngwaro

by Ngwaro November 24, 2020

Top dog

Leader, especially in a prison where the top boy is called a Top dog.

Can't be selling drugs in prison without going through the Top dog.

by Loverditgdi December 29, 2019