National grab everything month

Grab everything from april 24 to May 24

National grab everything month is a month for you to grab everything

by Handle off April 24, 2019

National Prank Wife Day

May 2 prank wife day is the fseeeeee only if you don't lose her

To day is National Prank Wife Day this is the perfect chance to break up with her to get her best friend

by Big Daddy Little Money May 2, 2019

National looking at ass week

A week where anyone can stare at anyone’s ass no questions asked but if you get caught looking at someone’s ass just tell them it’s national looking at ass week
From March 20 to March 27

Me: stares at ass

Girl: wtf are you doing

Me: it’s national looking at ass week
Girl: I’m not asking any questions

by Gang weed affiliated May 20, 2019

National Suck Chito Day

All females report to Chito the yung God and suck him rq

Taylor Swift: Yo tryna hit the studio tonight???
Cardi B: Hell nah it’s National Suck Chito Day tryna join for a 3 sum??
Taylor Swift: Fuck yeah Chit got a big shlong

by Chito Lopez April 10, 2019

National titt grab day

It's the same as the National ass grab day but for titties this day at 13th of April

Jason: Man you know the girl I'm crushing on?
Jack: the one with big damn tiddies?

Jason: yeah i grabbed them today it's national titt grab day
Jack: bruhh

by cumbucket321 April 12, 2019

National Grab ass year

Fuck it 2019 Grab ass year

Tomato salad
National grab ass year

by Gaggagagga April 14, 2019

National Do Nothing Day

April 17th is National Do Nothing Day! So if you have school, just send the teachers this link, or if you have to do something but dont feel like it.

Mom: "Honeeey, please empty the dishwasher''

You: Nah fam, its National Do Nothing Day.

by DamnItsFridayMyChiggas April 16, 2019