Fortnite

The main cause of autism, other than Team 10, Logan Paul, Jake Paul, and Dabbing. (no offence to autistic people.)

Mom: Why did you waste our credit card money?!?!?!?!?!??
Autistic Kid: Gotta get the V-bucks foe dem llamas, mom.
Mom: Im sick and tired of you playing that game and wasting our money!

Autistic Kid: Mom, im having fun.

Mom:You know what?! No fortnite for 5 months!
Autistic Kid: W-what?
Autistic Kid: N-no F-fort-n-nite?
Autistic Kid: MOM PLEASE!
Autistic Kid: :Crying:
Mom: :Takes Fortnite:
Mom: :Leaves:

by Meesha the gray girl kitty June 9, 2018

Fortnite

The eventual end to all mankind

Let’s play the Fortnite jimmy

by UTB Miffy June 9, 2018

Fortnite

Some out of nowhere game that taking over the following games:

H1Z1, PUBG, Minecraft Hunger games, Rust “something”

Don’t forget the following ROBLOX rip-offs:

Prison Royale

Island Royale

Some other game that copied Prison Royale

ALSO Fortnite copied PUBG that copied H1Z1 and that copied Minecraft hunger games finally that copied rust “ something”

Fortnite will become dead soon. Don’t worry!

Kid: lmao play f0rtn1te Naow!11!!

Me: What. No. Fortnite is cancer..

by Søøøøp June 9, 2018

Fortnite

The boyfriend stealing game that broke 2018

Maya: Are u really bailing on me for Fortnite!?

Jake: Duh! What typa question is that!?

by Oof.Maya June 9, 2018

Fortnite

1. A common free game played by Virgins or broke people

2. It can also be played by ugly ass niggas

I lost my girlfriend for posting my Fortnite wins on Instagram

by D3FA1T June 9, 2018

Fortnite

A very popular 100 player battle Royale which virgins use to post achievements such as a victory Royale on their Snapchat and or instagram

Guy1: Brock posted a pic of his win in fortnite with and disabled coments.

Guy 2: Why did he disable comments?

He had two kills and everyone told him he was a trash can and that he should kill himself. OMEGALOL!

by M4NGO’S June 10, 2018

Fortnite

The game that has blew up past 8 months and still is. And has came out with crazy updates and everyone loves it

Omg did u see de new skin today? Me: Yes it looks sooo dope *Epic Games makes new skin* Fortnite is the best

by Fortnite Gawd🔥 June 10, 2018