Wet Burrito

a popular prison dish, often including ingredients such as a crushed ramen packet, crushed cheetos, any meat you can acquire from the prison commissary, pork rinds, diced salami, pickle, crackers, refried beans, line the inside of the cheeto bag with a tortilla, dump mixture into said bag with a little bit of hot water, wrap it up and set it aside for 5 to 10 minutes, flip once during cooking time, then once the 5 or 10 minutes is up, add whatever condiment you desire, then enjoy the meal.

hey bro, you want a wet burrito?

by VersatileMink May 26, 2024

Wet Houdini

When you nut but then you make it disappear

My girlfriend got mad cus I didn't pull out but then I pulled the wet houdini

by mike_hawk_hertz January 04, 2020

Wet Dry wall

A narcissistic partner in a relationship who takes care of a naïve person who doesn’t know better

He’s such a wet dry wall dating a girl who’s never been in a relationship

by Hzhsjshdudbdv February 10, 2022

That wets my socks

Used to express exasperation at something. Because everyone hates getting their socks wet.

"Your dog peed on your shoes again."

"Well, that wets my socks."

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 11, 2023

Wet Billy

To orally lubricate one's own finger with saliva and insert into another person's anus. Similar to a Wet Willy, but in the B-hole.

Rob gave Scott a Wet Billy.

by MTOny March 09, 2021

Wet billy

Wet Billy is when you kick you're finger and shove it up someone's ass.

Person 1 . Man we we're having sex and she gave me a wet billy!
Person 2 . Wet Billy?
Person 1. Yeah she shoved her slobber fingers up my asss

by Robietommyson September 22, 2022

Wet Owl

someone you strongly dislike or have a hatred for (a code name)

Emma: Hey girl!
Emily: Ugh..It’s Wet Owl.

by _KYSK September 16, 2023