Evil incarnate. If you run into an Old Bert it is best to try and escape before it notices you are there. If escape is not possible then trying to make a deal to spare your life is the best option. Old Bert's feed on the human soul and if hungry will stop at nothing to get it's next meal. If already fed then it's personality will revert to a calm state, although if angered it would be lucky if the body was found in a piece larger then a finger nail. It is best to avoid Old Bert's at all cost but the reward for capturing one alive is enough to get you your own private island with money to spare. Approach Old Bert's at own risk with full knowledge that it will most likely eat you and your soul.
by Old_Bert July 8, 2017
Get the old bertmug. An absolute shithole of a school. The teachers are fucking evil and give you a paper towel for a literal BROKEN leg. The students beat you up. The food is mad for dogs and ELC is awful.
by your fav freckle face October 21, 2023
Get the Edna G olds academymug. Brock was about to go down on Amber, but then he flipped her over and decided to eat at the Old Country Buffet.
by Mapppy84 May 10, 2023
Get the Eat at the Old Country Buffetmug. This is a badge in the roblox game guts and blackpowder.
It's obtainable by kilong a player who's broken their leg using a muzzle loading gun
It's obtainable by kilong a player who's broken their leg using a muzzle loading gun
by Theg&bguy September 29, 2025
Get the Old yellermug. Todd's dad Burnee just got back from a weekend sea tour of the Bermudas. He left a crusty ring of orange crumbs on Todd's toilet seat to say howdy. That's the old salt all right.
by SpaceQueen222 December 23, 2018
Get the Old Saltmug. 
by Oldmilloriginal November 28, 2018
Get the Old mill, back it upmug.