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five second rule

when a male wakes up in the middle of the night and pees in the dark using the sound of splashing water or the side of the bowl as a guide

If you're missing the bowl by less than five seconds, you're OK and don't have to worry about cleaning up after yourself
don't confuse the five second rule with other such rules regarding the safety of food
by Ae5Ea8 October 2, 2016
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Revenge Rule

When a commissioner in fantasy football make up a rule in the season to make sure a certain nigga is booked.
That trade is denied because the player name starts with a C. Revenge rule
by Dr. Fauci 2022 October 3, 2022
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birthday wish rule

the belief that telling someone what you wished for won't come true. similar to when you wish for something on your birthday before you blow out your candles, and you can't tell anyone what you wished for because it won't come true.

the birthday wish rule applies mostly to the law of attraction.
teacher: "what are you planning to do after high school?"

intellectual student: "if it tell you, it won't come true. birthday wish rule. sorry not sorry."

in this situation, the teacher could end up being a mean person and try to use your aspirations against you. for example, if you want to be a famous pop star, they might bully you and make you lose hope, telling you that you'll never amount to anything. of course, they could also be supportive and become a day one. it's up to you. it may involve risk, but it's up to you. always.

to fail and grow is not something you might always want to avoid.

much love !! hadn't seen this word anywhere so decided to create it :)
by minuterie August 26, 2024
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rule of kewl

If something is kewl, it shall be overused
Dan: that new song is so good
Me: rule of kewl

Dan: Wtf?
Me: it’s gonna get overplayed
by #s r = 2 letters July 17, 2019
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Hoodie Rule

You get one letter spelling difference when you weren’t circumcised. It’s called the hoodie rule.
"You misspelled Gees!"
"It's OK. I am not circumcised, I get the hoodie rule!"
by LiveTwizzle July 20, 2022
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Cute rule

When a rule is not tough, and considered a joke to ppl
I think people would not follow the rule of wearing uniform at school all week. It's a cute rule!
by Watermelon_cat December 1, 2018
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