left hand salute

Knowingly showing disrespect to an authority figure....not in the U.S. Military.

When the new boss starts barking orders, you respond with a half -ass left hand salute while replying “Yes Mam, I mean sir”

by MattMurdockEsq May 13, 2018

Mr. Hand Towel

A man who forgot to take in a bath towel with him and is forced to wear a hand towel around his waist. He is subject to lots of fangirling.

An example of this, would be Song Seung Hun from a scene in the drama My Princess.

Two Ahjummas (middle aged ladies) are watching a drama.

Ahjumma 1: Omo omo. A shower scene. Pan lower! Pan lower!

Ahjumma 2: He has such beautiful choco abs.

Ahjumma 1: Look! He's only walking out with a hand towel around his waist. >:D

Ahjumma 2: It's so short, it looks like it can fall off at any moment. Ohohohohoh.

Ahjumma 1: I dub him Mr. Hand Towel.

Ahjumma 2: What is the main lead doing fainting? I would pounce on that!

by NoonaOfDarkness September 25, 2011

hand-job deluxe

A hand job deluxe is what your masturbation buddy gives you if you want one (I always do!) -- he sticks the middle finger of one hand up my boi-hole and massages my prostate, while using the others to play with my balls. He jacks me off with his other hand until I have an awesome cumgasm and blow my load, and then laps up my cum as it spurts from my dick.

I love it when Matt gives me a hand-job deluxe!

by USAF Cadet January 5, 2021

shake hands with the sheriff

Slang word for masturbation

When I'm home alone, I like to shake hands with the sheriff

by Mike P. June 3, 2004

wet hand surprise

when fingering a girl, becoming irritated, annoyed, or bored so much as to smack her face with a hand full of juices that she squirted into one's cupped hands.

I was sick of the nasty faces my girl was making, so I gave her the wet hand surprise!

by the big purple hippo July 19, 2009

The Whore (hand gesture)

When the thumbs are touching and the fingers are touching to form a circle, symbolizing the asshole.

The international hand gesture, first used by Marat, meaning whore.
Used to indecate that the girl is a whore.

1. I hear her asshole is this big (make hand gesture).
2. Making the hand gesture in reference to a girl. (no vocals needed)
3. Make the whore (hand gesture) when speaking of a person.

by Marat A. December 20, 2006

what the fuck hand

A usually unwarranted expression of anger given by one driver to another when they want the other drivers to be doing something illegal or dangerous but they refuse to. A "what the fuck hand" is performed by an open palm facing up in a manner that says "What the fuck?" to a nearby driver.

I was driving 40 mph down Woodman and this old man behind me became moderately pissed and gave me a what the fuck hand. Apparently to secure his happiness he must always be doing at least 10 over the speed limit.

by loregore October 20, 2008