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Killing all birds with two stones

Refers to someone (usually a man) who, a lot like the most interesting man in the world from the XX commercials, purports to be able to have grandiose powers and do things that one else can. Can be both positive or negative depending on how the phrase is used. In the positive, it is a compliment to someone's ability; in the negative it is a tongue in cheek statement, that's really meant to slight someone as not being capable of anything like he purports himself to be capable of.
Positive example: Ya, that guy is a real a bulldog. Some people may be able to kill two birds with one stone- but this guy kills all birds with two stones. The ones in his pants.

Negative example: Ya that lawyer doing the commercials on TV, I wouldn't believe shit he says. I mean, he doesn't just kill two birds with one stone. He's killing all birds with two stones. The ones in his pants.
by brandonmarshall15 October 17, 2013
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All over him like a duvet

When you love someone that much you just can’t get enough of them
Jess was so in love with Shaun, when she saw him she was all over him like a duvet
by Jess_Rabbit July 31, 2023
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ALL I NEED IS A BUCK OR TWO

What you say after spending your bus money at the bar
ALL I NEED IS A BUCK OR TWO ALL I NEED IS A BUCK OR TWO ALL I NEED IS A BUCK OR TWO ALL I NEED IS A BUCK OR TWO ALL I NEED IS A BUCK OR TWO ALL I NEED IS A BUCK OR TWO ALL I NEED IS A BUCK OR TWO
by I need a Handle October 27, 2021
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That's a way to offend someone instead of saying things like "Fuck you" or something like that.
It is mostly used by moonwalkers (Michael Jackson Fans).
"Shut up or I'll be moonwalking all over your ass!"
by nastya.somebody December 14, 2021
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boxers all up in my shiznaz

1) When your boxers get lodged in between your ass cheeks, also known as your anal cavity or "gooch", especially directly after standing up.

2) Wedgie.
Dude, I got my boxers all up in my shiznaz.
by ulyk2tuchbumbum January 24, 2011
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