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Michael Bratton

One who finds animals of any gender irresistible, sexually. Especially horses.
Chelsea: "What is Michael Bratton doing over there with that horse? ... OH GOD, NO!!!
by whatabutthole August 3, 2015
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Michael crawshaw

A large individual who takes interest in the youth
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Michael

A narcissist who can't see pastor own face one who has to be right and have the last word at all times 1 who cannot admit to anything
You know that guy Michael he has no truth from a lie, because all he does is lie!
by Kellyskeet April 6, 2023
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michael tuman

Michael Tuman is one of the best people in the world!! He is the nicest, funniest, sweetest, most caring and understanding person you will ever meet!!! And also he is super cute. He is also very good at baseball and bowling. And not to mention the best boyfriend I could ever ask for!!
by Unknownuser4321 May 4, 2019
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Michael Phelps face

A person with a menacing snarl where other people can't tell if the person is angry about something or is just intensely focused on something in their life. Also known as Phelps' face. The inspiration is Michael Phelps grimace before swimming in the 2016 Olympics. Michael Phelps, Phelps, 2016 Olympics, swimming, USA Olympic Swim Team, gold medal swimming
I was in the locker room changing and said hi to the guy sitting across from me and he looked up and gave me a Michael Phelps face and then resumed getting dressed. I wonder what stick was up his butt.
by joecoolthefool September 3, 2016
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Michael

A 'Michael' is a man who is superior to others, and is always praised by everyone. A Michael is a God from the early Greek times.
"Wow, he's such a Michael. I wanna praise him every day, he's so cool!"
"I know, right? He's such an awesome God, I wish I were him."
by every definition in the world November 7, 2022
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Michael

He has an undeniably massive juicy absolutely slangin schlong and if you deny it you’re lying to yourself and everyone around cause everyone knows that it’s true but some don’t wanna admit it
“Damn Michael has a big fat cock I’m jealous now, I’m so jealous.”
by Good soup November 21, 2021
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