Michael B Jordan

Literally the finest man alive.

I heart Michael B Jordan

by Samantha Hood September 28, 2023

Michael Collins

Michael Collins was very good at undermining the English, but in the end, he couldn't defeat his own people.

'Northern Ireland is still English.' Michael Collins?

by Iam not Elmer Fudd June 9, 2020

Michael

He looks like a coconut from behind, also kinda smells like it too.

Girl1: “I have a crush on Michael!”

Girl2:”Omg me too!”
Girl1:”he’s mine bitch.”

by Michael’s #1 fan January 26, 2023

Michael Jackson phenomenon

the Michael Jackson phenomenon is when a person does Michael Jackson's signature "HEE HEE" and every nearby human mimics this sound

Person 1: Have you heard of the Michael Jackson phenomenon?
Person 2: Michael Jackson? You mean the guy that goes HEE HEE
everyone: HEE HEE

by AviAviGoat May 11, 2022

Michael

He so cool (usually has a big ass penis) he looks so hot and so god damn sexy.

Bro Michael took my bitch he’s so cool though..

by Lil man man December 26, 2022

Michael Kors

Combining molly and ketamine for a unique and exceptionally euphoric high that will leave you melted on the floor in a cuddle puddle with your besties, girlfriends and boy toys.

Wanna go hang out with Michael Kors and go to Narnia?

by UrbanAlicia January 1, 2023

A Michael Bolton

When your guy comes home from work in his stodgy office clothes and you rip his clothes off of him and fuck him to gangster rap, preferably Geto Boys.

My guy came home yesterday and gave him a Michael Bolton.

by Allimac September 7, 2020