Day Eagle

The opposite of a night owl or someone who stays up considerably late. One who goes to sleep early and wakes up early.

Donna: Mike can't come to the party tonight. He goes to bed so early!
Tracy: What a day eagle!

by _destinyleann_ August 3, 2012

Day Work

The act of doing installation/pleasure work while being sober during daylight hours.

Jeremy, did you put in Day Work on that girl again?

by SweetMeat August 26, 2013

Dildo Of The Day

The Adult version of Groupon or Woot.

Just bought a giant dong from dildo of the day.

by financialjoo February 13, 2012

day streaming

The act of pissing yourself while in the middle of a day dream.

Earlier today at work I was so zoned out in thinking about tomorrow's hot tub party, my boss caught me day streaming and sent me home to change my pants.

by Bucky-Goldstein February 19, 2012

Marley Day

The day after a horrible weather week. A day to enjoy and relax with loved ones and listen to some relaxing tunes.

Last week was horrible i am so happy we have this Marley day to look forward to.

by Arlene Machiveli August 25, 2012

Day Snorer

A fat slack jaw. It's a person who is so fat that when they breath it sounds like they are snoring.

Tommy is so fat and a slack jaw which makes him snore while he's awake thus meaning he is a day snorer

by b--rad September 6, 2012

Green Day

An Awesome band. Most people know them by Good Riddance or Boulevard of Broken Dreams but their old stuff is so much better.

Green day is awesome

by Some crazy guy on the subway December 14, 2011