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Tom Tom Take Two-Cock

An ex-Navy seaman who developed a reputation for being able to fit two fellow seamen's male appendages in his rectum during man-on-man gay encounters.
"I was on shore leave and came across Tom Tom Take Two-Cock. "
"Tom Tom Take Two-Cock was better than I'd have expected."
"That T4C last night was awesome!"
by Jimmy Feltersnatch January 11, 2014
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Take credit

You DID take credit for it you fucking cripple. When he made the video in response to the conservatives using him as a talking point and he said that he though it was kind of funny because he was talking about THEM... YOUR RESPONSE was that he was ungrateful and that "We are the one's who made him famous and a millionaire." You did EXACTLY THAT.
Hym "Really... How bad are your memories? That was like a month ago. You take credit for Oliver Anthony's fame after he's critical with conservatives and now you know even kmow whether or not that's how things work? And MY response was 'No. You're full of shit and the song was viral before you saud anything about it. When you did mention the song you called it a viral song. You're full of shit and a liar. God doesn't love you and it probably hates your kids.' Or something along those lines."
by Hym Iam December 24, 2023
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Take short

To last for a small duration of time. Antonym of "take long". Logically, if something can "take long", it should also be able to "take short". "For short", "be short", and "last short" are similar.
This homework should take short.
I will only be here for short.
George said he'd be short, but he still isn't here.
Liz Truss's premiership lasted short.
by Hobox March 21, 2023
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Taking a piss off the Hollywood sign either is protesting the perfection wanted of people or physically urinating off said sign.
Man:”I went and got a drink.”
Man 2: “Oh no.”
Man: “Yeah I ended up Taking a piss off the Hollywood sign.”
Man 2: “Protesting?”
Man: “No... literally.”
by Actually It Is *insert thing* September 17, 2019
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Taking a Log

Shiting out a massive piece of feces about the size of someone’s forearm
Taking a log means pooping out one of the biggest pieces of shit you’ve taken
by Evanafex May 20, 2021
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