Running Red

A female running in a race while on her period

Wife: I'm signing-up for a half-marathon this Sunday.
Husband: Won't you be on the rag?
Wife: Yes -- I'll be "running red".

by zodiac711 October 24, 2010

Mississippi Milk Run

Having sex with multiple women in different towns consecutively in the state of Mississippi. Usually within a 24 hour stretch.

Hey Chaz, I just did the Mississippi milk run. You should of seen the chick from Tuscaloosa.

by Big Daddy 420/69 April 9, 2023

Just let Nature run its Coors

I.e., don't worry about your swelled-out belly's being too full of light beer --- simply wait a while for your bladder to empty itself several times, and then you'll feel better.

Consuming alcohol is never a good idea, anyway, but if you've had a few too many Silver Bullets "over da Coors of da evening", don't get all panicky over it --- instead, quietly sit back, relax, and "just let Nature run its Coors".

by QuacksO March 5, 2024

Shakeout run

A term for people who don’t run every day and can’t admit slow running is okay as long as one can still run a sub 5 minute mile

Hey Tim, I just read in Runner’s World that a shakeout run is better than a day off. Although I am ashamed to admit I read Runner’s World and wear compression socks. Next thing I know I’ll be on Strava!

by TL Trizz November 25, 2020

The Running Scorpion

The Running Scorpion is a risky sexual move where the male will chase a naked woman around and then flip over her landing his penis in one of her orifices. He will then shout "Scorpion Venom" as he climaxes in her.

Man Laura last night wanted to do The Running Scorpion! I stung that girl good!

by MyNameIsJeff47 June 21, 2025

Shit and Run

The act of entering a public restaurant (typically a fast food chain) only to use the bathroom, and not order any food or drinks.

I had to perform a shit and run at the Arby’s off the highway, since I hadn’t gone since we got on the road.

by DirtSlabber August 14, 2023

Run Up On The Seat

This is the maneuver when one has lost all control of the lockage and now has autopilot engaged for the rest of the performance . This can also refer to when one is commended for the stellar activities he/she performs in the space .

Ashton run up on the seat full throttle simultaneously locking the music. " Mdf Adrian dii run on the seat with this outfit bey”

by Town242 June 19, 2021